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04-18-2003, 12:43 PM
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More bad jokes
Nelson Mandella is sitting at home one day when a big nissan parts truck pulls into his driveway....
the driver says in a thick asian accent. "where you want paaats" Nelson Mandella says... I think you have the wrong address... I didn't order any parts.... The nest day... same truck pulls in... the driver says... "I get yelled at yesteday... you take paaats you take paats" Nelson Mandella says... I didn't order any parts you have the wrong address. The driver leaves noticabley frustrated... The next day same thing again... "you take paaats you take paaats." Nelson Mandella says... where are these supposed to be going because I did NOT order any parts. the driver says "how you no order paaats you are Neesan Menderra right... (nissan main dealer).
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04-18-2003, 01:11 PM
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Ugh :o
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04-18-2003, 03:13 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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04-18-2003, 03:18 PM
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04-18-2003, 06:15 PM
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rite..:o
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04-19-2003, 01:21 AM
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Nissan Main Dealer sounds like Nelson Mandela in asian. What don't you people get?
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04-19-2003, 01:39 AM
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We get it... it just simply isn't funny.
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04-19-2003, 12:29 PM
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lol@duckydos joke...thats a good one..
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04-19-2003, 01:41 PM
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lol, i like ducky's joke...lol
the first one though...thats horrible...
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04-19-2003, 02:36 PM
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yeah the first one blows my ass,
 at Duckydos joke though heh
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