.:HSTuners::

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-11-2003, 10:30 AM

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't
care. I just
came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an
18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?
"Your name
never came up," she replied.

ebpda9 · 03-11-2003, 10:34 AM

*pdiggitydogg* · 03-11-2003, 11:12 AM

hahahaha good

94_AcCoRd_EX · 03-11-2003, 11:52 AM

Hehe

Rob · 03-11-2003, 01:03 PM

03-11-2003, 01:50 PM

Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

Rob · 03-11-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

94_AcCoRd_EX · 03-11-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

03-11-2003, 02:39 PM

I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. I'm like Rainman in a lot of ways. Aw, is that my little yellow head getting smashed?

03-11-2003, 09:31 PM

Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

ebpda9 · 03-11-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

everybody is doing it

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-11-2003, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
everybody is doing it

Stefan...if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you too? My mom always used to say that to me when I would want to do something and say that everyone else is doing it.

ebpda9 · 03-11-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Stefan...if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you too? My mom always used to say that to me when I would want to do something and say that everyone else is doing it.

you are not my momy

and why not ? i wanna see how bungee jumping is

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-11-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
you are not my momy and why not ? i wanna see how bungee jumping is

no one ever said there was a bungee cord involved! hehe And no I'm not your mom....Just the motherly instinct coming out in me I guess.

ebpda9 · 03-11-2003, 10:10 PM

lol i was just messing with you. well if no one said anything about the cord i'll bring on lol

03-11-2003, 11:26 PM

03-12-2003, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

Uh, I do consider myself to be one of the sharper tools in the shed. However, sometimes I am not coloring with a full box of crayons.

Rob · 03-12-2003, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Uh, I do consider myself to be one of the sharper tools in the shed. However, sometimes I am not coloring with a full box of crayons.

as long as you're at least using the primary colors and staying inside the lines you should be alright

03-12-2003, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
as long as you're at least using the primary colors and staying inside the lines you should be alright

I'm probably just setting myself up to be cracked on again but what are the primary colors? Blue, red and yellow? If that is the case, I don't think that I am missing a primary color. Sometimes, I'm just missing one of the crayons that is not really that important. Like brown.

Rob · 03-12-2003, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
I'm probably just setting myself up to be cracked on again but what are the primary colors? Blue, red and yellow? If that is the case, I don't think that I am missing a primary color. Sometimes, I'm just missing one of the crayons that is not really that important. Like brown.

actually, it's red, green, and blue......but I was just joking around about having the primary colors thing

03-12-2003, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
actually, it's red, green, and blue......but I was just joking around about having the primary colors thing

ahhhhh. I see. Well, I still feel like a dumbass because I paint quite a bit and I didn't even know the primary colors.

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-12-2003, 11:42 AM

primary colors are red, blue and yellow...which combining 2 of those colors together gives you the secondary colors green, violet, and orange. And children this gives you the color wheel...red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet....indigo is thrown in there between blue and violet as well. "Colors" such as brown, black, and white (and vaiances thereof) aren't colors...they're neutrals. Wanna know anything else about color?

Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry.

03-12-2003, 11:57 AM

I like to color.

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
I like to color.

me too...I buy coloring books quite a bit for myself. I also use those pics to sketch from though too. I'll have to try to get some of my sketches scanned....

03-12-2003, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
me too...I buy coloring books quite a bit for myself. I also use those pics to sketch from though too. I'll have to try to get some of my sketches scanned....

Yeah, coloring is really therapeutic. I'm going to be putting some very small, modest decals on my car soon and I have a friend that's going to take my designs and make them into the decals for me. Nothing big. I'm just actually putting a little personalized something something in the bottom corners of my backseat windows.

Rob · 03-12-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry.

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-12-2003, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle

you of all people did NOT just use the

on me. I'm hurt.

*humph*

03-12-2003, 07:54 PM

lol...good one

03-11-2003, 10:30 AM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	hahaha 55 yr old @ss!! A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass? "Your name never came up," she replied. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

03-11-2003, 10:34 AM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO __________________

03-11-2003, 11:52 AM	#4
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03-11-2003, 10:10 PM	#15
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol i was just messing with you. well if no one said anything about the cord i'll bring on lol __________________

03-11-2003, 11:26 PM	#16
Spitty Posts: n/a	LOL

03-11-2003, 11:12 AM	#3
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	hahahaha good

03-11-2003, 01:50 PM	#6
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

03-11-2003, 02:39 PM	#9
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. I'm like Rainman in a lot of ways. Aw, is that my little yellow head getting smashed?

03-11-2003, 09:31 PM	#10
Shot 2 Hel Posts: n/a	Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

03-12-2003, 11:42 AM	#22
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	primary colors are red, blue and yellow...which combining 2 of those colors together gives you the secondary colors green, violet, and orange. And children this gives you the color wheel...red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet....indigo is thrown in there between blue and violet as well. "Colors" such as brown, black, and white (and vaiances thereof) aren't colors...they're neutrals. Wanna know anything else about color? Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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