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ebpda9 · 03-09-2003, 11:14 PM

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:

1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 03-09-2003, 11:22 PM

OMG some of those are so funny

Wren57 · 03-09-2003, 11:56 PM

hehe, makes ya wonder about some people doesnt it?

*pdiggitydogg* · 03-10-2003, 11:07 AM

peeples sher is smart

03-10-2003, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
peeples sher is smart

yup for shoe Clyde

I might need to use some of those

*ChrisCantSkate* · 03-10-2003, 12:43 PM

haha, im gonna mess with the school like that when i have kids

Rob · 03-10-2003, 02:09 PM

must be a collection from some of the schools here in Missesipee

03-10-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
must be a collection from some of the schools here in Missesipee

Kyle · 03-10-2003, 03:05 PM

lol, nice

03-10-2003, 06:03 PM

omg some one needs to go to skool again

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-10-2003, 10:11 PM

and the govt wonders why kids in the US do more poorly on tests than those kids in other countries. It's sooo not the teachers fault...it's the stupid parents some of these kids have.

03-09-2003, 11:14 PM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	Actual School Excuse Notes These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3) Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33. 4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. 5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.] 12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. 13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears. 16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. 17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. 18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. 19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. 22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

03-09-2003, 11:22 PM	#2
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	OMG some of those are so funny __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

03-09-2003, 11:56 PM	#3
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	hehe, makes ya wonder about some people doesnt it? __________________ yeah, its that big

03-10-2003, 12:43 PM	#6
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	haha, im gonna mess with the school like that when i have kids __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

03-10-2003, 03:05 PM	#9
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	lol, nice __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

03-10-2003, 11:07 AM	#4
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	peeples sher is smart

03-10-2003, 06:03 PM	#10
SofaKingSmooth Posts: n/a	omg some one needs to go to skool again

03-10-2003, 10:11 PM	#11
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	and the govt wonders why kids in the US do more poorly on tests than those kids in other countries. It's sooo not the teachers fault...it's the stupid parents some of these kids have. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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