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02-08-2003, 11:30 AM
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Stefan's A Sheep Fucker
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Funeral Planning (joke).
A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted. 
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02-08-2003, 11:36 AM
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Thought Police
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bahahahha
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02-08-2003, 02:14 PM
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3rd Gear
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02-08-2003, 02:43 PM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO
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02-08-2003, 02:52 PM
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lol
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02-08-2003, 08:56 PM
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If someone could explain what each of those proffesions meant I would get the joke...until then...I'm lost
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02-09-2003, 01:39 AM
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LOL, that's a good one
Lots of good jokes tonight
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02-09-2003, 12:18 PM
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Cardiologist: Heart doctor Gynecologist: Doctor of...women's...parts...and stuff. Proctologist: Butt doctor. Funny stuff, btw. |
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02-09-2003, 07:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
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hehe good one Rob
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