.:HSTuners::

Accord Man · 10-10-2002, 10:57 AM

If anyone has anything to had/contribute please do so...

I'm not sure of the exact numbers but here's one my test results..

Average size girl (my test subject -- also a close friend) : 5'6" 120lbs

Sine wave at 33 hertz (hz)..

I had to turn it up quiet high.. After 3-4 minutes, she started wiggling around a little.. I asked her whats up?! Nothing, she said..

But here'S the thing she couldnt sit still, and for the next 7-10 minutes, her had was occasionnaly touching places it normally wouldnt..

I pressed *back* on cd player, Now on a 32hz..
Less than 2 minutes later she had an accident.

This little experiment was the one I recall the best.. I obviously explained to her what was going on.. She had no choice but to believe me.. Needless to say, my car is her favorite..

After all my experimentation, here's the conclusion..
Like any thing/object, a K-lit as a resonant frequency..
33hz should be good for most sizes of K-lits. If the K-lit is bigger then it will have a lower resonant fz, like for anything else.. And if its smaller it will have a higher resonant fz..

And if I'm not mistaken, the size of K-lit is relative to the height of the person, not how fat she is.. Maybe the broadness is an issue.. I dunno, I dont have any experience with broad chicks... No pun intended!

Now boys, 33hz is kinda low, and if you play really hard at that fz, you'll risk major dammage to your equipment, so test your gear before hand.. Oh and one more thing, rattling slows down the process..

Jean-Paul

TonitrusEN · 10-10-2002, 11:02 AM

*looks at his IASCA CD*

*Looks at his car*

Any ladies wanna go for a ride

?

Racing Rice · 10-10-2002, 11:25 AM

*looks at his IASCA CD*

*Looks at his car*

Anybody wanna give me money for a good stereo ?

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-10-2002, 12:39 PM

*uploads all his CD's and puts a 33mhz continous bass line in all songs*

10-10-2002, 12:46 PM

oh dam, thats amazing!.... this could be well used in getting your girl worked up on the way to some love making.. speeds up the process... hmmmm *drifts off in thought*

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-10-2002, 02:07 PM

Haha, that's great!

10-10-2002, 04:39 PM

Sounds to me like a good justification to the girlfriend/wife/etc that spending loads on your stereo is a good idea that will benefit you both.

Even better, maybe you could get her to pitch in a few bucks to help you out?

b

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-10-2002, 04:47 PM

Wren57 · 10-10-2002, 05:45 PM

Yeah it works. Best time was when I was in a freinds car... he has a sub mounted under the passenger seat... and um yeah the chick was totally hot for it... just like in Private Parts (the howard stern movie)... yeah its a great way to get em ready... of course being me never hurt anything either

Kyle · 10-10-2002, 08:32 PM

does it have to be at 33 hertz?

10-10-2002, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX

oh you know you want it

10-10-2002, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
oh you know you want it

OUCH hehe...

Accord Man · 10-10-2002, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
oh you know you want it

Every girl reacts like that first.. But after they take a ride my car (as in Honda Accord)..

Kyle · 10-10-2002, 10:20 PM

nobody answered my Q...:(
does it have to be at 33 hertz?
once i get my car...i'm definetly doin this

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-10-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mobbo
nobody answered my Q...:(
does it have to be at 33 hertz?
once i get my car...i'm definetly doin this

Umm... re-read the post. Yes, around 33.

Kyle · 10-10-2002, 10:46 PM

alright...and how to you set it?...

Accord Man · 10-10-2002, 10:53 PM

there isnt much to set.. you need to have it on cd..

there are some softwares that can generate sine waves at a given fz (Soundforge..).. And you put that wave on cd.

Kyle · 10-10-2002, 11:01 PM

oh, alright
thx

Accord Man · 10-10-2002, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mobbo
oh, alright
thx

if you have any probs, just let me know...

TonitrusEN · 10-14-2002, 12:19 AM

I tested it, it works

She tried it with her ported enclosure and it worked at HALF the volume as my sealed

Accord Man your a genious

*pdiggitydogg* · 10-14-2002, 10:37 AM

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I tested it, it works

She tried it with her ported enclosure and it worked at HALF the volume as my sealed

Accord Man your a genious

SO I take it you figured out SoundForge??

Or did you use your IASCA/USAC cd?

Sorry I couldnt help you more with SF..

TonitrusEN · 10-14-2002, 01:50 PM

I figured out soundforge, i figured it out like 2 seconds after i sent you that PM

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I figured out soundforge, i figured it out like 2 seconds after i sent you that PM

good...

Did you create test tones, or went all out and added sine waves to songs?

TonitrusEN · 10-14-2002, 02:03 PM

I just made a 60 second long 32hz sine wave, but im going to make a CD with sine waves ranging from 32-37 hz.. and test it out some more, i just need to find some different girls to go for a ride in my car, and agree to do it..

blind34_1 · 10-14-2002, 03:07 PM

Thats awesome! One more reason to buy my new stuff...

*Addict* · 10-14-2002, 03:33 PM

*places CD in deck*
*realizes he doesn't have subs*
*proceeds to try & hum at 33hz*

That's crazy. If I only had some subs......

*browses to Crutchfield.com*

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Civic_Addict
*places CD in deck*
*realizes he doesn't have subs*
*proceeds to try & hum at 33hz*

That's crazy. If I only had some subs......

*browses to Crutchfield.com*

LOL, bro humming that low is going to be hard.. :o

10-14-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man
LOL, bro humming that low is going to be hard.. :o

how big do your subs have to be? My car came stock with 2 10inchers in the back.

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 04:04 PM

I've received a killer amount of PMs and E-Mails asking me how to achieve this..

Some of you are ready to buy systems just to get girls wet?!

Guys, seriously, think with your heads and not your balls!

As I've said to most to many of you.. You wont be able to get nice intense, clean sounding bass @ 33hz using crappy equipment..
So there is no quick fix to this.. Except alcohol and prono flicks perhaps..

And also, you'll have to stop all the rattles, cause that kills it for the ladies(well guys also hate it, but thats not what we're talking about!). Imagine playing mad loud @ 33hz, the rattles will be crazy on a car that wasnt prepared for it.

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
how big do your subs have to be? My car came stock with 2 10inchers in the back.

There is no minimum.. 10s can play at 33hz, but it wont be as loud as 12s.. And 12s wont be as loud as 15s..

And it also depends how the subs were setup.. Most people who use 10s listen to dance/rock and such.. Very little LOW bass.. Most of it will be around 60hz+.. So asking for 33hz, you probably wont get much.

I tuned mine for R&B, Soul, Hip Hop.. Low bass material.. So at 33hz, they still do amazingly well.

The more intense it is, well you know how it goes..

10-14-2002, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man
There is no minimum.. 10s can play at 33hz, but it wont be as loud as 12s.. And 12s wont be as loud as 15s..

And it also depends how the subs were setup.. Most people who use 10s listen to dance/rock and such.. Very little LOW bass.. Most of it will be around 60hz+.. So asking for 33hz, you probably wont get much.

I tuned mine for R&B, Soul, Hip Hop.. Low bass material.. So at 33hz, they still do amazingly well.

The more intense it is, well you know how it goes..

guess i'll just stick to the tried and true methods, this sounds like more work then just being myself.

Accord Man · 10-14-2002, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
guess i'll just stick to the tried and true methods, this sounds like more work then just being myself.

excellent idea!

10-17-2002, 01:54 AM

http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev.

if you want some subs. check them out.

very interesting thread indeed.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-17-2002, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maxvla
http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev.

if you want some subs. check them out.

very interesting thread indeed.

Yeah, I don't support those guys anymore. They are a good place to buy from, but not great to their affiliates.

guprestyle · 11-17-2002, 10:36 PM

How do u get it to 33mhz?? whats the set up, .. sorry but i dont understand, but tha'd be tyteee

02coupev6

Accord Man · 11-18-2002, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by guprestyle
How do u get it to 33mhz?? whats the set up, .. sorry but i dont understand, but tha'd be tyteee

02coupev6

well you'll need sub(s) that are strong enough, obvisouly and adequate amp.. And you play a 33hz test tone..

Thats all there is to it.. The only thing is that playing loud at 33hz is kind hard.. Oh and rattles are bad.

11-18-2002, 01:31 PM

ive heard about this a long long time ago. i made a cd just for it... i blew my 10in 600W MA audio sub with it... i went and bought 2 of the exact same kind and a new amp and it plays it pretty good in my bird but i tried it on two girls and it never worked

.. so i let my friend try it on his subs... 2 MA audio 12's 700W he blew a fuse.... so definatly you want to be careful when trying this

*KwikR6* · 11-18-2002, 01:56 PM

I don't know much about stereo's but I think I'll just stick to doing it myself and trying things out rather then maybe wrecking my system.....plus...trying things out is way more fun.....now where the ladies at?

Accord Man · 11-18-2002, 10:08 PM

definately.. in general, the lower the fz the more dangerous..

Derek, its handy, just in case you're in a hurry and dont have time for the prep work...

10-10-2002, 10:57 AM	#1
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	Bass makes girls wet! If anyone has anything to had/contribute please do so... I'm not sure of the exact numbers but here's one my test results.. Average size girl (my test subject -- also a close friend) : 5'6" 120lbs Sine wave at 33 hertz (hz).. I had to turn it up quiet high.. After 3-4 minutes, she started wiggling around a little.. I asked her whats up?! Nothing, she said.. But here'S the thing she couldnt sit still, and for the next 7-10 minutes, her had was occasionnaly touching places it normally wouldnt.. I pressed back on cd player, Now on a 32hz.. Less than 2 minutes later she had an accident. This little experiment was the one I recall the best.. I obviously explained to her what was going on.. She had no choice but to believe me.. Needless to say, my car is her favorite.. After all my experimentation, here's the conclusion.. Like any thing/object, a K-lit as a resonant frequency.. 33hz should be good for most sizes of K-lits. If the K-lit is bigger then it will have a lower resonant fz, like for anything else.. And if its smaller it will have a higher resonant fz.. And if I'm not mistaken, the size of K-lit is relative to the height of the person, not how fat she is.. Maybe the broadness is an issue.. I dunno, I dont have any experience with broad chicks... No pun intended! Now boys, 33hz is kinda low, and if you play really hard at that fz, you'll risk major dammage to your equipment, so test your gear before hand.. Oh and one more thing, rattling slows down the process.. Jean-Paul __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-10-2002, 11:25 AM	#3
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	looks at his IASCA CD Looks at his car Anybody wanna give me money for a good stereo ? __________________ Racing Rice

10-10-2002, 12:39 PM	#4
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	uploads all his CD's and puts a 33mhz continous bass line in all songs __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-10-2002, 02:07 PM	#6
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10-10-2002, 04:47 PM	#8
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10-10-2002, 12:46 PM	#5
mt.biker Posts: n/a	oh dam, thats amazing!.... this could be well used in getting your girl worked up on the way to some love making.. speeds up the process... hmmmm drifts off in thought

10-10-2002, 04:39 PM	#7
spoogenet Posts: n/a	Sounds to me like a good justification to the girlfriend/wife/etc that spending loads on your stereo is a good idea that will benefit you both. Even better, maybe you could get her to pitch in a few bucks to help you out? b

10-10-2002, 05:45 PM	#9
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	Yeah it works. Best time was when I was in a freinds car... he has a sub mounted under the passenger seat... and um yeah the chick was totally hot for it... just like in Private Parts (the howard stern movie)... yeah its a great way to get em ready... of course being me never hurt anything either __________________ yeah, its that big

10-10-2002, 08:32 PM	#10
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	does it have to be at 33 hertz? __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-10-2002, 10:20 PM	#14
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	nobody answered my Q...:( does it have to be at 33 hertz? once i get my car...i'm definetly doin this __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-10-2002, 10:46 PM	#16
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	alright...and how to you set it?... __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-10-2002, 10:53 PM	#17
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	there isnt much to set.. you need to have it on cd.. there are some softwares that can generate sine waves at a given fz (Soundforge..).. And you put that wave on cd. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-10-2002, 11:01 PM	#18
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	oh, alright thx __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-14-2002, 10:37 AM	#21
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 42 Posts: 10,579

10-14-2002, 03:07 PM	#26
blind34_1 Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: IL Age: 41 Posts: 1,813	Thats awesome! One more reason to buy my new stuff...

10-14-2002, 04:04 PM	#30
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	think twice! I've received a killer amount of PMs and E-Mails asking me how to achieve this.. Some of you are ready to buy systems just to get girls wet?! Guys, seriously, think with your heads and not your balls! As I've said to most to many of you.. You wont be able to get nice intense, clean sounding bass @ 33hz using crappy equipment.. So there is no quick fix to this.. Except alcohol and prono flicks perhaps.. And also, you'll have to stop all the rattles, cause that kills it for the ladies(well guys also hate it, but thats not what we're talking about!). Imagine playing mad loud @ 33hz, the rattles will be crazy on a car that wasnt prepared for it. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-17-2002, 01:54 AM	#34
Maxvla Posts: n/a	http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev. if you want some subs. check them out. very interesting thread indeed.

11-17-2002, 10:36 PM	#36
guprestyle 1st Gear Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area, Cali Age: 39 Posts: 91	How do u get it to 33mhz?? whats the set up, .. sorry but i dont understand, but tha'd be tyteee 02coupev6

11-18-2002, 01:56 PM	#39
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 45 Posts: 8,871	I don't know much about stereo's but I think I'll just stick to doing it myself and trying things out rather then maybe wrecking my system.....plus...trying things out is way more fun.....now where the ladies at? __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

11-18-2002, 10:08 PM	#40
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	definately.. in general, the lower the fz the more dangerous.. Derek, its handy, just in case you're in a hurry and dont have time for the prep work... __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

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