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Old 11-15-2002, 06:36 PM   #1
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The Lucky Frog

One day I was out golfing with some friends. I was about to use my 9iron when a frog croaked, "wood" Just to prove the frog wrong, I picked up the wood and hammered that golf ball. I could't believe it...A Hole in 1. I was sure that this frog was a lucky frog.

I took the frog to the horse races. I asked the frog which horse to pick. the frog croaked, "War Emblem"...Like I expected, War Emblem won. I was paid.

I then decided to take the frog to Vegas. I went to the Roulette table. The frog croaked, "red 13" I put all my money on Red 13. "Red 13" yelled casino employee. I was rich.

I then took the frog to the Presedential Suite and asked it want it wanted in return. The Frog stated "If you kiss me, you can call us even" I decided to kiss the frog...I mean it was the least I could do. When I kiss the Frog, it turned into a beautiful 15 year old girl....and that's how she got into my room officer.
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Old 11-15-2002, 07:21 PM   #2
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heh ...
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Old 11-15-2002, 08:39 PM   #3
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LMAO

oh the troubles of under age pussy
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:05 PM   #4
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LMAO...good story...lol
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Old 11-15-2002, 10:06 PM   #5
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Old 11-15-2002, 10:54 PM   #6
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:02 PM   #7
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Every time I read that joke I crack up all the time!
Now Denise, what where you doing with a 21 year old when you where 15 :o (Oh shit, that's it, she's gonna have me this time for sure. Thank god I can out run her, I mean HOW can she even walk in THOSE shoes, and THAT skirt :o )
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:08 PM   #8
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ahahah good joke

goes to show how some underage booty is really hot
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Old 11-16-2002, 01:17 AM   #9
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