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DsBlu01CivEX · 11-10-2002, 08:44 PM

Most of us have now learned to live with
voice mail as a necessary part of our
lives. Have you ever wondered what it
would be like if God decided
to install voice mail? Imagine praying
and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven.

For English press 1

For Spanish press 2

For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following
options:

Press 1 for request

Press 2 for thanksgiving

Press 3 for complaints

Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are
busy helping other sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us
and we will answer it in the order it was
received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, press 1

Jesus, press 2

Holy spirit, press 3

To find a loved one that has been
assigned to heaven press 5, then
enter his social security # followed by
the pound sign.

(If you receive a negative response,
please hang up and dial area code 666)

For reservations to heaven, please enter
JOHN followed by the numbers 3,16.

For answers to nagging questions about
dinosaurs, life, and other planets
please wait until you arrive in heaven
for the specifics.

Our computers show that you have already
been prayed for today, please hang up and
call again tomorrow.

The office is now closed for the weekend
to observe a religious holiday.

If you are calling after hours and need
emergency assistance, please contact your
local pastor.

Thank you and have a heavenly day.

11-10-2002, 08:47 PM

that put a smile on my face

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-10-2002, 09:02 PM

Lol, that's pretty good

VR4_Craver · 11-10-2002, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
that put a smile on my face

ebpda9 · 11-10-2002, 09:12 PM

11-10-2002, 09:12 PM

Wow, that's pretty good.
Did you get that in an email?

11-10-2002, 11:11 PM

i would hate to do that... just like i hate voicemail

11-10-2002, 08:44 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	Voice mail.... Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages, press 3 Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all others I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line. If you would like to speak to: God, press 1 Jesus, press 2 Holy spirit, press 3 To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound sign. (If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666) For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers 3,16. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life, and other planets please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics. Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow. The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor. Thank you and have a heavenly day. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

11-10-2002, 09:02 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Lol, that's pretty good __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-10-2002, 09:12 PM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol __________________

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11-10-2002, 08:47 PM	#2
mt.biker Posts: n/a	that put a smile on my face

11-10-2002, 09:12 PM	#6
juvenile Posts: n/a	Wow, that's pretty good. Did you get that in an email?

11-10-2002, 11:11 PM	#7
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	i would hate to do that... just like i hate voicemail