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10-31-2002, 10:10 AM
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oral sex
"God on Oral Sex"
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked. "I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions. "Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?" "I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter. "That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people." And so they did. Do you know what the letter said? No? Hmmmm…..You didn't get the letter either, huh?? |
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10-31-2002, 10:14 AM
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lol.
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10-31-2002, 10:58 AM
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10-31-2002, 11:12 AM
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LOL, no letter here
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10-31-2002, 11:24 AM
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10-31-2002, 01:23 PM
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What letter? A? B? N? Q? huh? jfwy....lalalala
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10-31-2002, 01:25 PM
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lol...nope no letter either
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10-31-2002, 02:01 PM
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letterless
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10-31-2002, 04:41 PM
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Couldnt tell you what that letter said even if GOD himself asked me....
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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10-31-2002, 04:42 PM
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I got the letter
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10-31-2002, 04:52 PM
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 got it in the mail yesterday...Told you all I was a good person!
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10-31-2002, 04:59 PM
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whys you gotta lie like that? |
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10-31-2002, 07:18 PM
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i don't get it... why does god care if people have oral sex?
that presumes there's something wrong with it... and... yep, last time i checked, there wasn't a damn thing wrong with it... |
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10-31-2002, 08:07 PM
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joke....
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10-31-2002, 08:09 PM
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if you come from a religous background, or live in a state where its against the law(yes more than you would think are) then there is something deviant about it, although i dont thinkk anyone cares what you do in your bedroom for the most part
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10-31-2002, 10:24 PM
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11-01-2002, 12:36 PM
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yeah, in this context, i see that... i think i was commenting more generally on the nature of things condemned by various people in the name of religion... |
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11-01-2002, 06:34 PM
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hmmm *looks at letter..* wtf?
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11-01-2002, 08:41 PM
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ummm maybe God does want us to all have oral sex....
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11-01-2002, 08:50 PM
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lol
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11-01-2002, 08:54 PM
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11-01-2002, 09:02 PM
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hahahahahahahaha......that's priceless
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11-02-2002, 07:38 PM
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