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08-20-2002, 06:54 AM

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

*Addict* · 08-20-2002, 07:12 AM

LMAO!!!!!

That's too damn funny!!!

Racing Rice · 08-20-2002, 07:13 AM

I think Ive heard that but in a different version. Its still pretty funny.

08-20-2002, 09:57 AM

thats great

TonitrusEN · 08-20-2002, 11:27 AM

........................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

oh my god thats fuggin hilarious you deserve a dollar...

plus tax

:o

ShEaNy · 08-20-2002, 12:02 PM

LOL AHAHA that was hilarous

08-20-2002, 12:44 PM

That was funny. Imagining the look on Bill Gates' face is even funnier. He's a baller.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 08-20-2002, 01:08 PM

Hahaha, that's great

Kyle · 08-20-2002, 01:15 PM

lol, nice.
I didn't expect the ending...

mylittlecivic · 08-20-2002, 05:09 PM

lol, That was funnnnnnnnnny Rob

08-20-2002, 09:42 PM

yeah the ending is good

08-21-2002, 07:05 PM

08-21-2002, 07:06 PM

Oops wrong one

08-20-2002, 06:54 AM	#1
mt.biker Posts: n/a	How to truly impress clients (joke) I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor." "Yes?" "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?" "Sure." I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi, Ray," he said. I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

08-20-2002, 07:13 AM	#3
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	I think Ive heard that but in a different version. Its still pretty funny. __________________ Racing Rice

08-20-2002, 01:08 PM	#8
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Hahaha, that's great __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

08-20-2002, 01:15 PM	#9
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	lol, nice. I didn't expect the ending... __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

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08-20-2002, 12:02 PM	#6
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	LOL AHAHA that was hilarous

08-20-2002, 12:44 PM	#7
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	That was funny. Imagining the look on Bill Gates' face is even funnier. He's a baller.

08-20-2002, 09:42 PM	#11
juvenile Posts: n/a	yeah the ending is good

08-21-2002, 07:05 PM	#12
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