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Old 07-12-2002, 12:32 PM   #1
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Patience

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking."
He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He got closer
to the car and saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and knocked on the window. The young man lowered is window...

"Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing toward the young woman, the cop asked, "And her,
what is she doing?"

The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night
and nothing obscene happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 22, sir."

"And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes"
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Old 07-12-2002, 12:37 PM   #2
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hahaha. Good one....
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Old 07-12-2002, 01:25 PM   #3
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Haha LMAO
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Old 07-12-2002, 02:08 PM   #4
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LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Old 07-12-2002, 05:18 PM   #5
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lol!
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Old 07-12-2002, 08:31 PM   #6
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i have a plan like that with a girl when shes gonna turn that special age
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Old 07-12-2002, 09:54 PM   #7
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Old 07-14-2002, 10:28 PM   #8
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that's pretty good
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Old 07-14-2002, 11:24 PM   #9
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hahahahaha
that's hillarious
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:02 AM   #10
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hahahahaha
that's hillarious

now who waited in the car for you last night ?
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Old 07-15-2002, 05:28 PM   #11
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now who waited in the car for you last night ?

nigga say wha?
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Old 07-15-2002, 06:16 PM   #12
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i have a plan like that with a girl when shes gonna turn that special age

its only illegal if she says anything about it

but good joke
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