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04-15-2002, 06:08 PM
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Slogans for um...products ;-)
Which Condom Would You Use?
Nike Condoms: Just Do It! Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling! Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby! Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop! Ford Condoms: The best never rest! Chevy Condoms: Like a rock! New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know! California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever! KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good! ! Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing! Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one! Campbell's Soup Condoms:Mmm mmm good! AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone! Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper! Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going....!
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04-15-2002, 06:37 PM
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Re: Slogans for um...products ;-)
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I like those. haha |
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04-15-2002, 06:47 PM
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LMAO, not sure which one I'd use
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04-15-2002, 07:23 PM
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how about burger king condoms - have it your way
or applebee's -eatin' good in the neighborhood. Hahaha these are funy
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04-15-2002, 07:36 PM
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I was gonna put something about adding our own....good job startin it lilcivic!!!
McDonald's condoms-Over 90 billion served.
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04-15-2002, 08:57 PM
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LMAO
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04-16-2002, 01:57 PM
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Honda Motorcycles condoms - Performance first
Honda power equipment condoms - The best on earth Honda Odissey condoms - the joy to be a parent Honda Civic condoms - amazing but true
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Another mc donalds one - We love to see you smile
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04-16-2002, 03:59 PM
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04-16-2002, 04:08 PM
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oh boy are these ever hillarious!
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04-16-2002, 07:33 PM
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id use a honda condom
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04-16-2002, 07:58 PM
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ya i think i would have to go for the civic condom!!
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04-16-2002, 08:54 PM
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Im down for the Pringles condom!
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04-16-2002, 10:28 PM
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i don't know if i'd use the honda odissey condom
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04-16-2002, 10:31 PM
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LOL ya that would not be a good one
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04-17-2002, 12:39 AM
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I cant believe we forgot this one! spearmint - double the pleasure double the fun!
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04-17-2002, 09:09 AM
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Big Red condoms - Looks good on you
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04-17-2002, 12:44 PM
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........ Condoms: All day long, all day strong
I can't remember which this pain reliever slogan is for, can anyone help me out? Those are funny D!
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04-17-2002, 02:22 PM
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it's really Doublemint gum, my bad...
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Its all good...we all knew which gum you meant! And Erin I think it's Advil that is all day long all day strong.
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04-17-2002, 10:56 PM
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Style Judge condoms...Where your "style" is on trial!
 I gotta add this one....Kohl's Condoms-That's more like it!
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04-17-2002, 11:12 PM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Enegizer Condoms: unleash the power Mazda Condoms: Zoom Zoom |
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04-17-2002, 11:34 PM
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Dodge=Different.
This is more of a catch phrase than a slogan but...Dodge Ram condoms=If you can't dodge it, ram it.
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04-18-2002, 12:02 AM
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LMAO
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04-18-2002, 12:17 AM
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Ok everyone I just thought of the ultimate slogan
Mounds(candybars) Condoms: "Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you dont!!" ok someone beat that!! |
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04-18-2002, 06:55 PM
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As I was looking through a magazine I came across some other good slogans.....
Extra(gum) Condoms: It lasts, so you will too Olay(facial product) Condoms: Love the skin you're in Clinique Happy(perfume) Condoms: Wear it and be happy
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04-18-2002, 10:13 PM
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Baby Ruth Condoms-America's baby now with a tastier, softer center.
Verizon Wireless-We never stop working for you! Dryell-Wear it well Lifesavers-For everyone Secret deod/antipersp.-Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. PS...Quist GOOD one brotha!
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04-19-2002, 12:55 PM
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04-19-2002, 01:25 PM
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I'm going to have to say that I would use them all.....one by one....ya can never stick to juts one brand...but I would use them all baby
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04-19-2002, 09:45 PM
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what is that nyquil slogan?
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The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, couging, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can sleep better to feel better medicine. so you can get the rest you need to have a good morning. NyQuil is available in two flavors: original and cherry. There you go
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I have more!
Snickers - Hungry why wait? Davids sunflower seeds, (back of package) - first timer, be not afraid There's way too many 
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04-20-2002, 01:50 PM
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yah almost any slogan you look at if your mind is in the "right place" (the gutter!) you'll find it quite humorous. I don't think I'll ever look at a slogan the same way again! I had a really good one...but I don't want the guys flamin me cuz its a slogan for *cough*tampons*cough*...
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05-08-2002, 02:15 PM
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those are all too funny
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the mt biker condom - fastest in town
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05-10-2002, 09:45 AM
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Leave it up to D to make brand name slogans dirty.... You are the best!!
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05-10-2002, 05:27 PM
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 you should have heard erin and I goin through magazines lookin for good slogans. I like the Secret one too....Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! mylittlecivic....I like the "fastest in town one" that was good!
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05-11-2002, 11:13 AM
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I just happened to see a Lucky Charms cereal box.....
Lucky Charms condom: Their magically delicious!
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05-12-2002, 04:29 PM
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