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04-22-2002, 02:16 PM

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I’m in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o’me brothers and one for me self.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way:
He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. But it hasn’t affected me brothers though.”

04-22-2002, 05:29 PM

lol, thats good. this site has a lot of good jokes posted

mylittlecivic · 04-22-2002, 06:24 PM

hhahah!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 04-22-2002, 06:58 PM

Lol, someone just e-mailed me that joke

ebpda9 · 04-22-2002, 07:19 PM

DsBlu01CivEX · 04-22-2002, 08:03 PM

ha that's some good shiz right there. Nothing like bein Irish!!!!

04-24-2002, 07:54 PM

i love them irish!!

04-24-2002, 08:05 PM

lol yeah that is good!

04-24-2002, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by juvenile
lol yeah that is good!

takes a bow thank you thank you!! hehe

04-24-2002, 08:08 PM

haha...amazing....ahh needed a good laugh!...ahaha

04-24-2002, 08:09 PM

that was pretty damn funny

04-22-2002, 02:16 PM	#1
tightteg52 Posts: n/a	funny joke An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I’m in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o’me brothers and one for me self.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.” The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. But it hasn’t affected me brothers though.”

04-22-2002, 06:58 PM	#4
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Lol, someone just e-mailed me that joke __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

04-22-2002, 07:19 PM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO __________________

04-22-2002, 08:03 PM	#6
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	ha that's some good shiz right there. Nothing like bein Irish!!!! __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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04-22-2002, 05:29 PM	#2
90civiclxryder Posts: n/a	lol, thats good. this site has a lot of good jokes posted

04-24-2002, 07:54 PM	#7
tightteg52 Posts: n/a	i love them irish!!

04-24-2002, 08:05 PM	#8
juvenile Posts: n/a	lol yeah that is good!

04-24-2002, 08:08 PM	#10
NooNz Posts: n/a	haha...amazing....ahh needed a good laugh!...ahaha

04-24-2002, 08:09 PM	#11
LudeBitch Posts: n/a	that was pretty damn funny