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![]() “I Want These Motherfucking Snakes Off the Motherfucking Plane, Motherfuckin’ Motherfuckers!”
-Samuel L. Jackson http://www.snakesonaplane.com/
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I still don't understand the hype of this movie. It seems like a pretty lame premise to me. It's snakes. Snakes on a plane. People are on the plane too. Snakes kill people...especially when they're in things like planes. I really don't see this lasting any longer than 10 minutes (unless there's a cameo by St. Patrick).
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I hope they're snakes that are 20feet long and weigh 500lbs+ yet move with the speed and agility of a hummingbird. Thats what makes a Good snake movie.
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lol can we say FLOP.
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saw that preview already. looks like the average feces hollywood is churning out on a regualar basis.
i watched 'hostel' last night. and it sucked.
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Now you're talkin' my language. I downright hated Hostel. After watching the trailers and seeing it hyped up as some huge horror/gorefest, it turned out to be bottom of the barrel bullshit. The ONLY high point (and it's one that almost everyone will miss) is an extremely brief cameo by Takashi Miike. That...and all of the tits, I suppose. But I think the tits were just there to distract you from how shitty the movie was. As much as I love tits, it didn't work. On a side note, I think I'm going to have to highly recommend a movie that went largely ignored in 2003 called "House Of 9". No one particularly famous (unless you count Dennis Hopper...I don't), but it is a lot like Saw meets Battle Royale (the movie, not those dipshit wrestling things). Plus it came out before Saw and is a lot better both visually and conceptually. Not a bad way to kill 90 minutes.
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