Danville's finest..

[Racing Rice]

This was posted by a guy on one of the motorcycle forums. I thought it was funny so I'll post it here. Only in KY...

Well it was about mid March when I started riding my bicycle and motorcycle and the police were out as usual. On one of my bicycle rides there was a cop parked on the right shoulder against traffic close to the turn around point in my ride. So being polite I waved but really never looked up cause I was going between him and the road. He stayed there the whole time I could see him but something wasn't right . The next day I'm on my ride and I see him again same spot but backed in a field access...so I wave again then I look to see if he waves back. Prick....is what I'm thinking .....don't you have any manners.......who raised you some of these I never spank my children commie's. So I pedal home faster caused this fueled a fire in me. When I get home from the ride I need some groceries so I head out on the bike pretty much back to where I seen this cop.......so I take it easy going by him. But when I glance at him .....and I swear to what ever higher being you pray to ........the dude was a dummy dressed like a cop. Next time I saw him on my bike route I stopped and took a good look at him..........I laughed my a$$ off for days and still do when I see him. One Sat a buddy of mine stopped by for a bicycle ride so we drink a few beers and went for the ride. Sure enough at the turn around there was the fake cop parked with traffic on the right. So me and my buddy stop and act like were asking him for directions.......were pointing like down this way or that way.