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Old 07-14-2004, 08:05 PM   #1
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Chinese Sick Leave -- I Not Come Work Today!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon You got nice house.

someone emailed it to me and i thought it was good
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Old 07-14-2004, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2004, 08:54 PM   #3
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Old 07-15-2004, 12:52 AM   #4
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lmao!! that was great
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Old 07-15-2004, 01:25 AM   #5
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Old 07-15-2004, 01:26 AM   #6
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Old 07-15-2004, 02:55 AM   #7
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Hahahahaha....stereotypes are grrrrrrreat!
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Old 07-15-2004, 03:23 AM   #8
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That's a good one!
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:36 AM   #9
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Hahahahaha....stereotypes are grrrrrrreat!


Yes, yes indeed they are. Me like them.

Hey, I'm Greek and most people know what their stereotype is. Soooooo....why not.

BTW, anyone know the motto of the Greek Army?

Never leave your friends behind.

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Old 07-15-2004, 11:47 AM   #10
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Heehehehehehehe! Good one!

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Old 07-15-2004, 05:02 PM   #11
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:12 PM   #12
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lol hot rod! my sister always said "confucious once say man standing on tiolet seat high on pot" or something like that
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