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Old 06-04-2003, 07:12 AM   #1
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Jesse Jackson - -*joke*

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all.

Jesse did and replied, "Oh man, that tasted like bull shit!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:33 AM   #2
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:06 AM   #3
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why do you have to make fun of Jesse Jackson? He has done nothing but champion the natural right of the black man: to scream RACIST whenever something doesn't go his way. (j/k)


That was pretty funny.
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:45 AM   #4
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I don't get it someone explain it please...:o
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Old 06-04-2003, 10:32 AM   #5
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what they are saying, is the white man tells the truth and the black man is full of BS. Jesse is just a good target
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:55 AM   #6
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^ I think it's more saying jesse jackson is full of sh!t... not all black men...

anyway... jesse sucks... he called up budwieser and started threatening them with action/boycots because there were NO black distributers of budwieser (bud licenses distributers in a couple of different areas of the country those VERY FEW people basically have money printing press...) So bud asked what they could do...



jesse says... "my son would be willing to be a distributer"

wouldn't you know it... someone's son is a bud distributer.

jesse jackson and ALL the other black leaders do more to hold down the black man than any amount of white people EVER could... they're just greedy bastards... screw everything up for everyone else.
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Old 06-04-2003, 12:34 PM   #7
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what they are saying, is the white man tells the truth and the black man is full of BS. Jesse is just a good target


Lmfao, no. Jesse Jackson is full of shit, and it has nothing to do with his race.



That was great C_A.
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:02 PM   #8
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that was pretty good
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:07 PM   #9
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when will they stop being the victims? Thats what I want to know...
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:45 PM   #11
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They as in all black people rob?...lol
somebody's racist...
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:47 AM   #12
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agreed w/ non.

The only reason why he keeps his title is b/c in reality, nobody would want to hire him.
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:17 AM   #13
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who jesse jackson? I know of a few diff ones
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