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05-23-2003, 08:28 AM
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Project Combat Honda
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Lexus Shopping
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it... you're going to sh!t when you hear the price."
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05-23-2003, 08:34 AM
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4th Gear
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 That was hilarious! I needed a good laugh this morning!
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05-23-2003, 08:43 AM
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Project Combat Honda
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Glad I could help..
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05-23-2003, 08:46 AM
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lol...
I thought it was going to be you looking for a Lex...
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05-23-2003, 09:15 AM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LMFAO
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05-23-2003, 11:25 AM
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that's funny.
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05-23-2003, 11:34 AM
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Insomniac Moderator
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LMAO!
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05-23-2003, 11:55 AM
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Registered User
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Location: Santa Barbara, California
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good good good
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05-24-2003, 11:55 PM
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lol.. me too
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05-24-2003, 11:57 PM
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LMAO
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