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Weighing Pigs *joke*
A man decides he wants to have a pig roast, so he goes out to a pig farm to buy one. He agrees on a per pound price with the farmer and then begins to select a pig. "How about that one?"
"OK," replies the farmer. The farmer then picks up the pig, puts it`s tail in his mouth, lets it hang from his mouth and then declares, "This one weighs 74 pounds." "That`s amazing," the man says, "Are you sure you can tell a pigs` weight by using that method?" "Yep, says the farmer, we`ve used this method in our family for generations." To prove his accuracy, the farmer puts the pig on a scale and it weighs exactly 74 pounds. "My son can do it, too," boasts the farmer. Sure enough, the farmer's son comes over, puts another pigs` tail in his mouth, lets it hang and then says, "This one weighs 83 pounds." The farmer then confirms his sons` accuracy with the scale. "My wife can do it, too," says the farmer. "Son, go get your mother." The boy runs off to the house and returns a few minutes later. "Mom can`t come out right now," says the son. "She`s busy weighing the mailman."
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LOFL
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lmao
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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niiiiice
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Hehe
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lol
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