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Old 04-07-2003, 08:37 AM   #1
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Dog Fight - *joke*

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and
decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5
years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog
won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings,
which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get
near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out
of its cage and charged the American Dachshund - but when it got close
enough to bite, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed Osama's dog in
one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for
5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world
and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had the best plastic surgeons working
for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
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Old 04-07-2003, 08:46 AM   #2
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Old 04-07-2003, 12:28 PM   #3
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LMFAO
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Old 04-07-2003, 12:41 PM   #4
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lol..good shyte!
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Old 04-07-2003, 12:45 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2003, 03:50 PM   #6
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hahahahaha
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Old 04-09-2003, 10:47 PM   #7
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lol i heard taht 4 years ago but it wasnt with osama and bush


weiner dogs rule i have one btw
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Old 04-09-2003, 10:50 PM   #8
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