Mysteries of the World...

[DsBlu01CivEX]

>
> >
> >1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> >squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
> >
> >(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
>horrible
> >crisp which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> >(3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> >(4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> >(5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> >
> >(6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
> >coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
>don't
> >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> >(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
>are
> >going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> >both dogs!
> >
> >10) What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> >11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
> >
> >(12) Why are Trix only for kids?
> >
> >(13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
> >didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> > (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> >(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >(16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> >vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
>him,
> >is he still wrong?
> >
> >(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> >stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
>wet
> >paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> >
> >(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> >
> >(20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> >
> >(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> >same tune?
> >
> >(22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> >
> >(23) Did you ever notice! that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
> >at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>window?
> >
> >And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through
> >both songs real quick to make sure?????


Hmm....22 looks awfully familiar for some reason....

*hangs head* and yes I sang the alphabet and twinkle little star to see if they had the same tune.

hey they do have the same tune. whoa.

[ChrisCantSkate]

[cartman voice] shut... up.. shut up you guys[/cartman voice]

[ebpda9]

LOL

[Wren57]

very nice list... got several laughs

point to ur crotch hehe

Originally posted by Civickid0to60
hey they do have the same tune. whoa.

Yeah, now that's a real mind job. It is like some kind of cosmic mystery has been unraveled... My childhood suddenly has...meaning... wow...

And don't worry D, I ran through both of them too...

[Kyle]

(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
thats the best!

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by JamieS697
point to ur crotch hehe

i had an away msg like that once... and was actualy pointing to my crotch when asking where the bathroom was. the look on peoples faces are hilarious when they see you do that

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kyle
(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
thats the best!

LMAO!!! That's hillarious D!!!

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

LMAO!

i got that in an email the other day, and i freaking forwarded it to a hundred people. i laughed my a** off

[pdiggitydogg]

...my freezer does have a light that comes on when the door is open...guess im just lucky

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
...my freezer does have a light that comes on when the door is open...guess im just lucky

Yeah, so does mine.


OK, WHAT DOES CRACKING CORN ACTUALLY ENTAIL?

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
i had an away msg like that once... and was actualy pointing to my crotch when asking where the bathroom was. the look on peoples faces are hilarious when they see you do that

Maybe you can start a trend!

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
>
> >
> >(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
>are
> >going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
>him,
> >is he still wrong?
> >
> >(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> >stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
>wet
> >paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> >

these were my favorites...although I do know the answer to # 17.....OF COURSE HE IS! duh love ya guys...I'm just playin(maybe)

la la la...... ummmmmmmmmmmm yaaaaaaaaaaa good stuff

[a96710]

lol

I asked my mom what it meant to crack corn. She didn't know. I went out to the bar last night and was asking people. No one knew.