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03-31-2003, 12:52 PM
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4th Gear
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Genie
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." MORAL OF THE STORY: always let your boss have the first say.
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03-31-2003, 01:28 PM
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LMAO
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03-31-2003, 01:50 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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LOL
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03-31-2003, 02:05 PM
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Registered User
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LOL......
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03-31-2003, 02:13 PM
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Lol that's a good one
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03-31-2003, 02:29 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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good repost
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03-31-2003, 04:04 PM
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SOUNDS LIKE MY BOSS!!!!!!!!!
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03-31-2003, 08:16 PM
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that was great
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03-31-2003, 11:35 PM
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LMAO
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