.:HSTuners::

ebpda9 · 12-13-2005, 05:04 PM

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next
to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and
makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse,
a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass.
Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
>the slightest idea."
>
>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel
>qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
>know shit?"

JDMFantasy2k · 12-13-2005, 05:41 PM

LMAO

owned by blonde

IALuder · 12-13-2005, 07:24 PM

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mylittlecivic · 12-13-2005, 07:49 PM

lol thats great

dabouncerx24 · 12-14-2005, 05:00 AM

*ChrisCantSkate* · 12-14-2005, 07:43 AM

Rob · 12-14-2005, 09:09 AM

Racing Rice · 12-14-2005, 12:20 PM

Thats great!

Mr. Haan · 12-14-2005, 11:30 PM

lmaooo

IALuder · 12-14-2005, 11:57 PM

awesome fucking picture racing rice.

12-13-2005, 05:04 PM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	plane ride Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't >the slightest idea." > >"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel >qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't >know shit?"

12-13-2005, 05:41 PM	#2
JDMFantasy2k Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeastern connecticut Age: 37 Posts: 1,765	LMAO owned by blonde __________________

12-13-2005, 07:24 PM	#3
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12-14-2005, 07:43 AM	#6
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12-14-2005, 12:20 PM	#8
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	Thats great! __________________ Racing Rice

12-14-2005, 05:00 AM	#5
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12-14-2005, 11:30 PM	#9
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12-14-2005, 11:57 PM	#10
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	awesome fucking picture racing rice. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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