.:HSTuners::

12-04-2002, 02:57 PM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

ebpda9 · 12-04-2002, 03:07 PM

LMAO, and so true

VR4_Craver · 12-04-2002, 03:49 PM

that has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen

Kyle · 12-04-2002, 03:57 PM

lol, nice one Rob!
i've never thought of some of those things...now i've got some clever things to say

*ChrisCantSkate* · 12-04-2002, 04:04 PM

haha... nice. im using them from now on

ShEaNy · 12-04-2002, 05:07 PM

lol i love the transition of 11 to 13 but anway those are good....

ohiochica · 12-04-2002, 09:48 PM

the worst thing i ever had said was to one of my kids, the freaking idiot at mcdonalds gets in mike's face and says "oh my god whats wrong with him!" mike has autism and is nonverbal he was telling me what he wanted by using pictures when she said this to him! needless to say she lost her job and gained a few bruises. lol and i dont fight!

Kyle · 12-04-2002, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by ohiochica
needless to say she lost her job and gained a few bruises. lol and i dont fight!

it's all that jedi mind shit right?
lol

94_AcCoRd_EX · 12-04-2002, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ohiochica
the worst thing i ever had said was to one of my kids, the freaking idiot at mcdonalds gets in mike's face and says "oh my god whats wrong with him!" mike has autism and is nonverbal he was telling me what he wanted by using pictures when she said this to him! needless to say she lost her job and gained a few bruises. lol and i dont fight!

My cousin is autistic. If a guy said that and I was there... I don't even know what I'd do

12-04-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ohiochica
the worst thing i ever had said was to one of my kids, the freaking idiot at mcdonalds gets in mike's face and says "oh my god whats wrong with him!" mike has autism and is nonverbal he was telling me what he wanted by using pictures when she said this to him! needless to say she lost her job and gained a few bruises. lol and i dont fight!

she ONLY got a few bruises, you went easy on her. If i'd been there and it had been a guy.... whole different story.

ohiochica · 12-04-2002, 10:28 PM

lol........i waited till my bf could come get mike and take him for a drive before i rocked her world. he he he. miek had no idea she was making fun of him so i didnt address teh issue with him there. when i got him away i went back up and aksed her wtf her problem was and she gets this bitchy atitude and say he was acting like he was retarded.......i said duh he is! and who teh F are you to get in his face and demean him. she says to me.f u *****. at that point i pulled her over the counter and had her on the ground before i was pulled off her when teh cops came. best part is mike's dad is a cop! when he got there she said i was throwing racial slurs! bs my best freind is black and he knew i wasnt like that and then he refuse dto file a report since it was self defense that i kicked her butt and since i did it defending his son. walking out he just told me......"take it outside of my area next time" lol

ebpda9 · 12-04-2002, 10:31 PM

lol becky you are dangerous. i'm not gonna argue with you

ohiochica · 12-05-2002, 12:29 PM

me dangerous???????? nah i am actually quite laid back and freidnly. hey if i do come up this weekend we gotta pick a place where i can show off my new puppy. i am on the way to go look at a 11 week old min pin. omg they are soooooooooooo cute!

now to get my bf to quit being an ass. god will that ever happen?

12-05-2002, 12:40 PM

wow. I never thought people could be such dumbasses. Good thing you showed that McDonalds chic a thing or two! What a *****...and it's always nice having someone to back you up (the cop!)

12-04-2002, 02:57 PM	#1
mt.biker Posts: n/a	the stupid things people say 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fcking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fcking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fcking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser. 14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

12-04-2002, 03:07 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO, and so true __________________

12-04-2002, 03:49 PM	#3
VR4_Craver Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The stixx Age: 39 Posts: 1,550	that has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen __________________ me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao

12-04-2002, 03:57 PM	#4
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	lol, nice one Rob! i've never thought of some of those things...now i've got some clever things to say __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

12-04-2002, 04:04 PM	#5
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	haha... nice. im using them from now on __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

12-04-2002, 05:07 PM	#6
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	lol i love the transition of 11 to 13 but anway those are good....

12-04-2002, 09:48 PM	#7
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	the worst thing i ever had said was to one of my kids, the freaking idiot at mcdonalds gets in mike's face and says "oh my god whats wrong with him!" mike has autism and is nonverbal he was telling me what he wanted by using pictures when she said this to him! needless to say she lost her job and gained a few bruises. lol and i dont fight! __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

12-04-2002, 10:28 PM	#11
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	lol........i waited till my bf could come get mike and take him for a drive before i rocked her world. he he he. miek had no idea she was making fun of him so i didnt address teh issue with him there. when i got him away i went back up and aksed her wtf her problem was and she gets this bitchy atitude and say he was acting like he was retarded.......i said duh he is! and who teh F are you to get in his face and demean him. she says to me.f u *****. at that point i pulled her over the counter and had her on the ground before i was pulled off her when teh cops came. best part is mike's dad is a cop! when he got there she said i was throwing racial slurs! bs my best freind is black and he knew i wasnt like that and then he refuse dto file a report since it was self defense that i kicked her butt and since i did it defending his son. walking out he just told me......"take it outside of my area next time" lol __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

12-04-2002, 10:31 PM	#12
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol becky you are dangerous. i'm not gonna argue with you __________________

12-05-2002, 12:29 PM	#13
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	me dangerous???????? nah i am actually quite laid back and freidnly. hey if i do come up this weekend we gotta pick a place where i can show off my new puppy. i am on the way to go look at a 11 week old min pin. omg they are soooooooooooo cute! now to get my bf to quit being an ass. god will that ever happen? __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

12-05-2002, 12:40 PM	#14
juvenile Posts: n/a	wow. I never thought people could be such dumbasses. Good thing you showed that McDonalds chic a thing or two! What a *****...and it's always nice having someone to back you up (the cop!)

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