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11-14-2002, 10:11 PM
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say
BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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11-14-2002, 10:18 PM
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LMAO oh thats a good one... for some reason i thought it was cute
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11-14-2002, 10:28 PM
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hahaha.... good one
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11-14-2002, 10:31 PM
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ohh man.. thats so destructive!!
great joke Densie!
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11-14-2002, 10:57 PM
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I didn't personally write the joke....why do I all of a sudden become the devil???? *worries to self* are my horns that noticable??? *goes to look in mirror* 
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11-14-2002, 10:59 PM
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LMAO
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11-14-2002, 11:05 PM
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haha
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11-14-2002, 11:12 PM
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 I wonder if these firemen ever had "Bell 4" rang on them???? 
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lol that was a funy one D. My cousin is a fire fighter, he's single though
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11-15-2002, 02:29 AM
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LMAO!
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11-15-2002, 02:45 AM
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LOL...that's good
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11-15-2002, 02:19 PM
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LOl..funny
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11-16-2002, 11:21 AM
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I know....as was I
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