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Old 10-31-2002, 12:41 AM   #1
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USS Lincoln

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a U.S. Naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to
avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your
course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship
in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers,
three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your
course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or
counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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LOL I was crackin up so badly.
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Old 10-31-2002, 12:43 AM   #2
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BAHAHAHAHAHHA


Now that is funny as he11!!!!
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Old 10-31-2002, 01:01 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2002, 01:10 AM   #4
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Funny stuff

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Old 10-31-2002, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old 10-31-2002, 01:59 PM   #9
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hahahahaha, i vaguely remember hearing that, but thats funny shiet
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