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09-25-2002, 02:08 PM
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Thought Police
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
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the penis talks
The Penis Talks
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > the following reasons: > -I do physical labor. > -I work at great depths. > -I plunge head first into everything I do. > -I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > -I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid > overtime. > -I work in a dark workplace that has poor > ventilation. > -I work in high temperatures. > -My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Dear Penis, > > After assessing your request, and considering the > arguments you have raised, the administration > rejects your request for the following reasons: > > -You do not work 8 hours straight. > -You fall asleep on the job after brief work > periods. > -You do not always follow the orders of the > management team. > -You do not stay in your designated area and are> often seen visiting other locations. > -You do not take initiative; you need to be > pressured and stimulated in order to start working. > -You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of > your shift. > -You don't always observe necessary safety > regulations, such as wearing the correct protective > clothing. > -You will retire well before you are 65. > -You are unable to work double shifts. > -You sometimes leave your designated work before you > have completed the assigned task. > -And if that were not all, you have been seen > constantly entering and exiting the workplace > carrying two suspicious looking bags.
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09-25-2002, 02:11 PM
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Project Combat Honda
Join Date: Sep 2001
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LMAO!!! Now thats funny Sh!t
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09-25-2002, 02:14 PM
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No double shifts huh?
sorry bout that
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09-25-2002, 03:40 PM
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lol that's hillarious
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09-25-2002, 04:55 PM
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Insomniac Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Ahahaha, good stuff
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09-25-2002, 05:04 PM
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THE GENERAL
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Earth (usually)
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haha.. these entertaine me so much..
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09-25-2002, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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lol, thats some funny ass shiz
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09-25-2002, 06:55 PM
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good one!
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09-25-2002, 07:29 PM
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Location: Winnipeg, MB
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LOL niceee
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09-25-2002, 08:18 PM
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lol
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09-25-2002, 11:47 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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ROFLMAO
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09-26-2002, 12:11 AM
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lol!!!
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09-26-2002, 06:49 PM
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What's so funny? I don't get it........................
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09-27-2002, 08:39 AM
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OMG can you e-mail that to me??? that is funny as hell |
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