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Old 08-10-2002, 11:21 AM   #1
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recipe for making love (WARNING: must be 18>)

INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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Old 08-10-2002, 01:03 PM   #2
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LMAO..

that was great.. though it may not be suitable for this board.. humm..
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Old 08-10-2002, 01:29 PM   #3
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thats funny
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Old 08-10-2002, 02:54 PM   #4
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LMAO.

if the cake rises leave town
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Old 08-10-2002, 06:49 PM   #5
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lol, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls...lol
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Old 08-10-2002, 06:59 PM   #6
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ahahah thats hilarious
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Old 08-11-2002, 04:52 AM   #7
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hehe thats pretty funny
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Old 08-11-2002, 11:18 AM   #8
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good one
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Old 08-11-2002, 08:36 PM   #9
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LOL!
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Old 08-11-2002, 08:41 PM   #10
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OMG I haven't laughed so hard in a week. That was dam funny... leave town if bread rises.. or repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

dam that was a funny one dude
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Old 08-12-2002, 01:17 PM   #11
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LOLOL.......or change mixing bowls....LMFAO

Good one!!
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:29 PM   #12
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Hahahaha, thats some funny stuff.
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