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Old 06-10-2002, 03:37 PM   #1
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Ugh...i thought this was humorous

This is part of a joke I received in an email. The other 2 parts were good...but this by far was the funniest, so that's what I'm including.

BEST ONE: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have> balls."There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.


I bow down to this girl!
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Old 06-10-2002, 05:22 PM   #2
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heh, kinda funny to see if it works.
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Old 06-10-2002, 05:54 PM   #3
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Moo.

Didn't Juvenile just post the same thing like yesterday?
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:00 PM   #4
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oh i don't know...I haven't been around as much lately....so i don't know what posts are up and which arent. Sorry if he did...great minds must think alike hehehehe
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:02 PM   #5
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juve has a geat mind? JJ hehehe
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:10 PM   #6
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well maybe not him...but i do...hehehe kidding juve kidding!!!
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:43 PM   #7
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Old 06-10-2002, 08:59 PM   #8
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