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05-24-2002, 08:36 PM
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Good Ol' Weather...
+25 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. +20 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. +15 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe. +10 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down. 0 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. -5 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. -10 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold. -15 degrees People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. -25 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Guides in Canada are selling cookies door to door. -45 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos. -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. -409 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?" -500 degrees Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup |
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05-24-2002, 09:08 PM
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THE GENERAL
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LMAO
this one is good!
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05-24-2002, 10:48 PM
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lol... inaccurate but funny.
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05-24-2002, 11:28 PM
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BNWHAHAAH... i cant keep my head up........hahaaaa
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05-25-2002, 12:15 AM
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Repost Wagon
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lol
what degrees are we talking about ? celsius or farenheit ?
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05-25-2002, 01:16 AM
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nice
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05-25-2002, 01:47 AM
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ha ha
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05-25-2002, 10:28 AM
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THE GENERAL
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t°C
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05-25-2002, 10:44 AM
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Re: Good Ol' Weather...
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 OH SHIT I'M ON THE FLOOR DUDE! THAT'S A GOOD ONEHAHAHAHA oh boy.... |
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