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05-11-2002, 12:29 PM

Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Toyota MR2 doing 110 Mph with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup!
It scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the muffin out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned 'Big Bad Bob And The Twins', ruined the phone
and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!

There were these two ***s inside the taxi cab. One *** suddently ask the taxi driver "Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?". The taxi driver goes "No. Go ahead.". So the *** gives out a fart *Poof*, the *** beside him starts giggling. Then he goes "That looks like fun! Let'me try!". The other *** pulls out a fart *Poof*, both of them starts giggling. The taxi driver said "Since everyone is doing it and everything I might as well do it too.". So the taxi driver pulls out a fart *PRRRRRRRAAAAAOOFFFFFFFFFF*. Both of the ***s starts giggling, then one of the *** said to the cab driver "Virgin!".

ebpda9 · 05-12-2002, 01:46 AM

i like the first one beter.

05-13-2002, 10:12 AM

ya that first one's funny

4jacks · 05-13-2002, 10:40 AM

It took me an hour to get the second one was about ***S

94_AcCoRd_EX · 05-13-2002, 12:52 PM

haha, that first one was really funny.

05-11-2002, 12:29 PM	#1
juvenile Posts: n/a	2in1 Women Drivers & s* Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Toyota MR2 doing 110 Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup! It scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the muffin out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned 'Big Bad Bob And The Twins', ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!! There were these two *s inside the taxi cab. One * suddently ask the taxi driver "Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?". The taxi driver goes "No. Go ahead.". So the *** gives out a fart Poof, the * beside him starts giggling. Then he goes "That looks like fun! Let'me try!". The other * pulls out a fart Poof, both of them starts giggling. The taxi driver said "Since everyone is doing it and everything I might as well do it too.". So the taxi driver pulls out a fart PRRRRRRRAAAAAOOFFFFFFFFFF. Both of the *s starts giggling, then one of the * said to the cab driver "Virgin!".

05-12-2002, 01:46 AM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i like the first one beter. __________________

05-13-2002, 10:40 AM	#4
4jacks Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cecil County, Maryland Age: 45 Posts: 1,129	It took me an hour to get the second one was about ***S __________________ Patrick 4jacks 4jacks@gmail.com Happy Honda'ing

05-13-2002, 12:52 PM	#5
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	haha, that first one was really funny. __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

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05-13-2002, 10:12 AM	#3
Honda_Gurl Posts: n/a	ya that first one's funny