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06-10-2006, 03:38 AM | #1 | |||||
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Oh, the horror
So for those of you who don't know (which is everyone), I volunteer some of my time on an internet site where people send in car questions and I answer them (usually). The problem is that lately I've been getting the most malformed and retarded questions I've ever seen...and I've been doing this for a couple of years with anywhere from 10-15 questions a day. Here's a couple examples of why you should be glad you're not me. Names have been with held to protect the stupid. These are real questions. I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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First of all, CAPS LOCK, MOTHERFUCKER! Second of all, try using some damn punctuation. I should be sainted for putting up with this level of bullshit. Quote:
Go on...count the spelling and grammar errors. You know you want to. Quote:
Apparently this woman's car wants crack before it will start. And Kudos to her on telling me the make, model, year, etc. Moron. Quote:
This might have been a good, to the point question if it made any sense or actually involved a question mark (or puncuation of any kind for that matter). Ironically, this was sent by someone named Ben. Seriously Ben...quite sending me questions. Quote:
Last one...this woman was on the right track until she veered off course into a head on collision with stupid. Checking the "butterfly" (throttle body, I assume) was a good idea, but when that didn't work why would you automatically think cruise control? The springs? Which ones? Huh? And if you car is only revving 5-6rpms, that's hardly anything to worry about. Now 5000-6000rpms is what she probably meant, but she gets docked a grade for pissing me off. To prove I'm not as much of an ass as most people think I am, I assure you that I actually did answer these questions as best I could in simple, usually monosyllabic phrases so the recipients could understand them. Holy shit...I'm such a philanthropist.
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06-10-2006, 08:28 AM | #2 |
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apparently you've never visited honda-tech, same stupid mother fuckers are there too
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06-10-2006, 12:51 PM | #3 |
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Hahaha, the crack one is a classic.
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06-10-2006, 06:01 PM | #4 |
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hahaha I'm glad I can consider myself intelligent.
you should tell someone they have a small unicorn jumping around putting holes in their flux capacitor |
06-10-2006, 06:52 PM | #5 |
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I used the flux capacitor one on someone before, he asked where it is, I told him its near the ecu
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06-10-2006, 10:37 PM | #6 | |
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oh no, i hope you told him to not mistake it for the hydrorobotic relations center messing with that might upset the spiritual balance of the ubergems Last edited by CD5Passion : 06-10-2006 at 10:40 PM. |
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06-11-2006, 02:03 AM | #7 |
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I didn't even want to read the 2nd person because of all the incorrect syntax >_<.
The crack on was great. I don't see why most people just don't search the internet for like small documents about their problem.
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