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05-06-2004, 06:03 AM
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Something to think about
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RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I??????? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER ! TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN.......... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TOOTHBRUSH......... What were you thinking? You PERVERT! |
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05-06-2004, 07:03 AM
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lol, why was i thinking
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05-07-2004, 12:17 PM
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We were all thinking about it...ha ha ha...
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05-07-2004, 04:29 PM
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...you = predictable !
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05-07-2004, 07:33 PM
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lol this is just like the other one
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05-07-2004, 09:05 PM
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lol , u need to start posting some real stuff u post these kinds of things like 10 times a day...
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05-07-2004, 09:15 PM
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I actually was thinking of a toothbrush cause you got us with the other one... hahah...
It shold have been a schlong though.
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05-07-2004, 09:49 PM
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ill be the first to admit it i was thinking of my penis. couldnt help it. i have a dirty mind.
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05-08-2004, 06:34 AM
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Im predictable???
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05-08-2004, 01:00 PM
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That's odd... I was thinking of your penis too. NOT!
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05-08-2004, 01:16 PM
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lol, I knew it was something, but I still thought of my own,
still funny though...where the hell do you get these things?
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05-08-2004, 01:19 PM
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Military email...military buddies...
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