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04-12-2004, 08:45 PM
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Chappelles show.
I love this show. Does anyone else watch this guy. I loved the one where he did rick james. "I m rick James Bitch!" I love him. Did anyone watch it the other night with wayne brady? Brady is going to collect money from his "ho's" and he introduces them to dave. Goes a little like this:
Brady: "Hoes...dave. Dave hoes" Dave:"evening bitches" Brady: "What is this? Jefferson(100$) is a little lonely. Wayne brady is gonna have to get out this car and choke a bitch" Dave: "wayne come on man dont do this man come on" Brady: "Alright. You better thank dave for that" Ho: "Thanks dave" Dave:"RUN BITCH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET HELP BITCH!"  
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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04-12-2004, 08:47 PM
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last weeks was a good episode, but its been hit or miss this season. sadly the rick james thing got played out and isnt even funny anymore:o
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04-12-2004, 08:48 PM
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true rick james is old. the best one so far is the one with the puppets. god damn i could stop laughing!
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04-12-2004, 08:52 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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Charlie Murphy-"he was actin all mad niggerish n shit" that still cracks me up I love chappelle's show "MM-mmm bitch" |
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04-12-2004, 11:20 PM
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haha ive always liked chappelle
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04-13-2004, 12:04 AM
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Last weeks was good. Rick James and Lil Jon got played out VERY fast... I hope he continues to come up with new stuff, otherwise it is gonna turn into a suckfest really fast...
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04-13-2004, 01:03 AM
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My favorite sketch so far has to be the white family whose last name was Niggar. It was just too fucking hilarious hearing that word used for white folks.
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04-13-2004, 02:29 AM
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I got the 1st season unedited on DVD. It's pretty good stuff.
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04-13-2004, 04:57 AM
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best ever is when tryon the crack head goes to rehab...
"Earl... Is Anthrax... Bad?" "I'm afriad so..." "OHHHHHH!" |
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"theres that little niggar child" that was hilariuos. Quote:
Are you talking about that one where grumpy sings about "Fuck it?" The songs i cant stop thinking of is the guy in the dumpster. "See what you dont understand is that i make love to my hand. And i dont need you honey. Cause i beat my dick like it owes me money!"
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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04-14-2004, 10:51 PM
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I have the 1st season on DVD, I even got my dad to watch this guy...This guy is sick! If you like his Sh!t, He has an HBO special caled Killing them Softly...
His first show on the 1st season, he did a sketch of a blind, Black, White Supremist...Clayton Bigsby..."If you have hate in your heart let it out...If you do not like Will and Grace...ain't nothing wrong with you...There's something wrong with Will....He's a homosexual, White Power!" |
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04-14-2004, 11:56 PM
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MARS, BITCHES!
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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04-15-2004, 12:40 PM
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Clayton, why did you kill your wife? Because she was a nigger lover The puppet one is great. |
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04-16-2004, 11:06 AM
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Re: Chappelles show.
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The wayne brady one had me rolling. "Im wayne Brady Bitch" |
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04-17-2004, 10:43 PM
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I think its the funniest show out
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04-17-2004, 10:47 PM
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therefore all i have to say is that if you're a 12 year old girl under the influence of marijuana, please don't ride your bike.
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04-17-2004, 11:26 PM
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jj i love this guy. like that time we watchedd his stand up show on hbo. I am gonna order his dvd sooner or later.
11:30 THE WAYNE BRADY ONE IS ON NOW!!! Cause you grandma aint gonna know about it bitch! LOL
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao Last edited by VR4_Craver : 04-17-2004 at 11:33 PM. |
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04-18-2004, 12:18 AM
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he kills ashie larry with an AK.
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04-18-2004, 09:47 PM
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anyone see the "world dice rolling tournament"? Grits and gravy and ashy lary LOL
"Oh [bleep] its Wayne Brady son!"
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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04-18-2004, 10:34 PM
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haha chappelle show is great and the wayne brady show when he was like "is is wayne brady going to have to get out of the car and choke a bitch" LMFAO
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