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Daviso27 · 12-08-2003, 01:14 PM

I ranted about this last year, and becuase we are quicklt approaching that special time of year...I thought I share it again.

Santa Claus is Satanic!

Reasons:

1. Santa represents Christmas...Which is the celebrated birth of Christ.

2. In the Websters Thesourus, Another name for the devil is "Ole Nick"...Kind of like ol'Saint Nick...."Ole Nick" is listed as the name of a fallen angel in the Dictionary of Fallen Angels.

3. Santa has a sliegh pulled by enormous reindeer...Kind of like a flying Chariot pulled by beasts that represented horses as portrayed in the Bible...

4. Santa wears a red suit...Kind of like the devil is portrayed as The Big Red Dragon.

5. Santa is portrayed to work with elfs with pointed ears....Kind of like little demons with pointed ears. In the Websters dictionary an ELF...a spirit, the night-mar; a ghost, hag, witch

6. Santa is said to come down your chimney or appear in your fireplace....Kind of like the Devil who represents fire.

7. Take the name SANTA...If you take the "N" and put it on the end it spells SATAN.

8. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws."

9. Santa punished bad kids and praised god kids...

10. Two of his reindeer are named after Pagan GODS...Cupid...The God of sexuality..and Donner...the God of thunder.

11. December 25th..is the birthday of Nimrod, Noah's Grandson...his name meant tyrant. He was an evil man, who married his own mother. During the month of December....The Season to be jolly, Nimrod hoeted sinful parties and introduced many traditions we have now...Mistletoe, wreaths, etc.

12. Last but not least...Most people who play Santa Claus in Malls and shopping centers are Pedofiles...who get off on little children sitting on their laps....

13. Ho-Ho-Ho! is code for 6-6-6. There are six letters that seperate H and O. Every time he says Ho-Ho-Ho...He is saying 6-6-6.

I am not a religous person...but I consider myself spiritual. one must not worship strange Gods...Strange Gods are satanic...and Santa has the characteristics of a God...He knows everything, He is everywhere and nowhere, etc.

FUK-Santa!!!!

12-08-2003, 01:24 PM

It's all interpretation! But you bring up an interesting side, that I would have never thought of

12-08-2003, 01:29 PM

haha i read 4 of them before i clicked "Dont care"

*pdiggitydogg* · 12-08-2003, 01:34 PM

lol good to see it back up...i had forgotten about it

12-08-2003, 02:04 PM

Good Santa VS. Evil Santa

It look different

ebpda9 · 12-08-2003, 02:14 PM

well you bring an importnat point, but have you wnondered if that works only for english ? i looked over in the romanian dictionary and resources and could not make any ties to sant as being satanic

*ChrisCantSkate* · 12-08-2003, 02:33 PM

you can find a satanic relation with anything if you try hard enough. you left out how santa brings gifts to kids, and spreads joy and love around the holiday season. i dont wana get spiritual here, but some of those, although they make sence, are pretty far fetched imo.

mylittlecivic · 12-08-2003, 03:46 PM

every holiday has some kind of pagan background that's why i dont celebrate them. I dont believe that jesus was born in december but everyone has their own beliefs

12-08-2003, 06:58 PM

Yeah there are a lot of interesting points made for santa being satanic. But keep in mind, christmas was originally a roman drinking holiday. The romans used this day as a stepping stool to get people to convert to christianity since converting them proved to be a much easier task when the people were drunk. So the story of when Christ was born was altered by the romans anyway to coincide with their drinking holiday.

So that going to how santa came along is beyond me. Yeah some of those points made above could be true but if you look at the big picture, most people do not associate anything about Santa with Satan nowadays. Right now the image of Santa is not anything that can really harm anyone and if anything it is more of a positive image in peoples heads.

GT40FIED · 12-08-2003, 09:59 PM

Pagan maybe...but satanic? Probably not. As far as "claus" being old english for "hoof-claws", you also have to remember that it's probably a bastardisation of the name "Klause" since santa means "saint". Saint hoof-claws doesn't much sense. But hey...any christian rituals/holidays can have connections made to satanism if you try hard enough. This is why christianity is evil. Symbolic cannibalism, rythmic chanting, sacrifice and rebirth...it's all just plain evil.

12-09-2003, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
every holiday has some kind of pagan background that's why i dont celebrate them. I dont believe that jesus was born in december but everyone has their own beliefs

It's in the bible, Christ was born in March.

*KwikR6* · 12-09-2003, 02:56 PM

I like to drink at christmas
and in march hahaha

12-10-2003, 10:56 AM

I like to drink on days that end in Y

ebpda9 · 12-10-2003, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SolPol
I like to drink on days that end in Y

LMAO

Racing Rice · 12-10-2003, 11:08 AM

Ha, When I saw the thread title I thought someone had come out with a line of Satanic Santa Neck ties..

12-10-2003, 11:25 AM

That would be even better

View Poll Results: Read Post 1stIs Santa Claus Satanic?
Yes!	3	25.00%
No, WhatDaFukIsWrongWitYou?	3	25.00%
Don't Care	2	16.67%
You have a point, but you have issues!	5	41.67%
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12-08-2003, 01:14 PM	#1
Daviso27 3rd Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 426	Santa's Satanic Ties I ranted about this last year, and becuase we are quicklt approaching that special time of year...I thought I share it again. Santa Claus is Satanic! Reasons: 1. Santa represents Christmas...Which is the celebrated birth of Christ. 2. In the Websters Thesourus, Another name for the devil is "Ole Nick"...Kind of like ol'Saint Nick...."Ole Nick" is listed as the name of a fallen angel in the Dictionary of Fallen Angels. 3. Santa has a sliegh pulled by enormous reindeer...Kind of like a flying Chariot pulled by beasts that represented horses as portrayed in the Bible... 4. Santa wears a red suit...Kind of like the devil is portrayed as The Big Red Dragon. 5. Santa is portrayed to work with elfs with pointed ears....Kind of like little demons with pointed ears. In the Websters dictionary an ELF...a spirit, the night-mar; a ghost, hag, witch 6. Santa is said to come down your chimney or appear in your fireplace....Kind of like the Devil who represents fire. 7. Take the name SANTA...If you take the "N" and put it on the end it spells SATAN. 8. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws." 9. Santa punished bad kids and praised god kids... 10. Two of his reindeer are named after Pagan GODS...Cupid...The God of sexuality..and Donner...the God of thunder. 11. December 25th..is the birthday of Nimrod, Noah's Grandson...his name meant tyrant. He was an evil man, who married his own mother. During the month of December....The Season to be jolly, Nimrod hoeted sinful parties and introduced many traditions we have now...Mistletoe, wreaths, etc. 12. Last but not least...Most people who play Santa Claus in Malls and shopping centers are Pedofiles...who get off on little children sitting on their laps.... 13. Ho-Ho-Ho! is code for 6-6-6. There are six letters that seperate H and O. Every time he says Ho-Ho-Ho...He is saying 6-6-6. I am not a religous person...but I consider myself spiritual. one must not worship strange Gods...Strange Gods are satanic...and Santa has the characteristics of a God...He knows everything, He is everywhere and nowhere, etc. FUK-Santa!!!!

12-08-2003, 02:14 PM	#6
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	well you bring an importnat point, but have you wnondered if that works only for english ? i looked over in the romanian dictionary and resources and could not make any ties to sant as being satanic __________________

12-08-2003, 02:33 PM	#7
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	you can find a satanic relation with anything if you try hard enough. you left out how santa brings gifts to kids, and spreads joy and love around the holiday season. i dont wana get spiritual here, but some of those, although they make sence, are pretty far fetched imo. __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

12-08-2003, 09:59 PM	#10
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Pagan maybe...but satanic? Probably not. As far as "claus" being old english for "hoof-claws", you also have to remember that it's probably a bastardisation of the name "Klause" since santa means "saint". Saint hoof-claws doesn't much sense. But hey...any christian rituals/holidays can have connections made to satanism if you try hard enough. This is why christianity is evil. Symbolic cannibalism, rythmic chanting, sacrifice and rebirth...it's all just plain evil. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

12-08-2003, 01:24 PM	#2
Anotherslo1 Posts: n/a	It's all interpretation! But you bring up an interesting side, that I would have never thought of

12-08-2003, 01:29 PM	#3
PoleMan14 Posts: n/a	haha i read 4 of them before i clicked "Dont care"

12-08-2003, 01:34 PM	#4
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	lol good to see it back up...i had forgotten about it

12-08-2003, 02:04 PM	#5
pbateson Posts: n/a	Good Santa VS. Evil Santa It look different

12-08-2003, 06:58 PM	#9
Loki Posts: n/a	Yeah there are a lot of interesting points made for santa being satanic. But keep in mind, christmas was originally a roman drinking holiday. The romans used this day as a stepping stool to get people to convert to christianity since converting them proved to be a much easier task when the people were drunk. So the story of when Christ was born was altered by the romans anyway to coincide with their drinking holiday. So that going to how santa came along is beyond me. Yeah some of those points made above could be true but if you look at the big picture, most people do not associate anything about Santa with Satan nowadays. Right now the image of Santa is not anything that can really harm anyone and if anything it is more of a positive image in peoples heads.

12-09-2003, 02:56 PM	#12
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 45 Posts: 8,871	I like to drink at christmas and in march hahaha __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

12-10-2003, 10:56 AM	#13
SolPol Posts: n/a	I like to drink on days that end in Y

12-10-2003, 11:08 AM	#15
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	Ha, When I saw the thread title I thought someone had come out with a line of Satanic Santa Neck ties.. __________________ Racing Rice

12-10-2003, 11:25 AM	#16
SolPol Posts: n/a	That would be even better

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