Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies

[ebpda9]

> If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing
> St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
>
> All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit
> level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
>
> It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the
> control tower to talk you down.
>
> The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No
> one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to
> any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
>
> A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will
> wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
>
> Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere
> in the universe.
>
> Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night,
> you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
>
> If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange
> noises in their most revealing underwear.
>
> Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every
> morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat
> it.
>
> Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
>
> Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
>
> Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
>
> It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending
> phone conversations.
>
> All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
> readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
>
> A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
>
> It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
> martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one
> by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
> their predecessors.


they were too good not to share

[pdiggitydogg]

lol didnt you post these like a few months back?

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

LMAO I like those

hahahaha I think they're different ones...I like em!

[CD5Passion]

haha they are so true its funny, woah what to do without movies

[mylittlecivic]

lol thats funny

[Whiteclipse99]

Those are pretty funny and couldn't be more true

[ChrisCantSkate]

i use the frige as a light at night

Me too

[pdiggitydogg]

^^Doesnt everybody

I thought so

I do the fridge thing too. I keep my room pretty dim at all times. Bright light sucks. My friend and I needed more soy sauce for our sushi at like 3am last night. I'm not all about turning on crazy lights at that hour.

hahaha...those are pretty good. I like the phone one...in every movie, no one says "bye" before hanging up the phone

Or what about how every phone number, regardless of the state or town starts with 555...