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Old 06-04-2003, 01:32 PM   #1
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Who's your airline of choice? (joke)

The bartender Darrin at the club we go to on Fridays told me and my friend this joke. I thought it was kind of cute.


A little boy and his mom were on an airplane and the little boy turns to his mom and asks "If big doggies have little doggies and big kitties have little kitties, then do big planes have little planes?" The mother not really knowing how to answer tells her son to ask one of the stewardesses. So the little boy gets up and goes and asks one of the stewardesses "If big doggies have little doggies and big kitties have little kitties, then do big planes have little planes?" The stewardess pauses for a moment and then anwers "No, because here at Southwest Airlines we know how to pull out on time."


Kind of silly, but I though it was funny
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Old 06-04-2003, 01:34 PM   #2
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Lol, that's pretty clever
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:10 PM   #3
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:15 PM   #4
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ROFLMAO
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:33 PM   #5
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ROFLMAO What is mean?
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:06 PM   #6
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:13 PM   #7
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LOL
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:44 PM   #8
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:06 PM   #9
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thats soo good, i could see some blonde southwestern stewardess saying that too... they do pull out in time
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:25 AM   #10
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:04 AM   #11
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heehee...that's cute
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:59 PM   #12
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i'm sure that didn't help the kid any though...
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:54 PM   #13
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i thought it was dumb
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