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Old 04-07-2003, 03:30 PM   #1
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Top 10 Ways To Tell....

TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE HIS ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED:

By David Letterman...

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend
to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright
and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something
that rhymes with Venus.

and the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is
unzipped...

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
"Hillary"
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Old 04-07-2003, 03:41 PM   #2
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haha those are good
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Old 04-07-2003, 03:55 PM   #3
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lmao...good ones!
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Old 04-07-2003, 03:57 PM   #4
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Haha #1 is great
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:07 PM   #5
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LOL
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:08 PM   #6
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lol
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:58 PM   #7
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not that funny...
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:59 PM   #8
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3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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Old 04-07-2003, 10:03 PM   #9
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#2 was good lol
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