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Old 03-18-2003, 05:43 PM   #1
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blondes and cars

Blonde walks into a local garage, goes up to the mechanic and says "I'm looking for a seven-hundred-ten."

Everyone in garage looks around puzzedly, finally the mechanic says "er, whats a seven-hundred-ten?"

she replies, "you know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, i've lost it and need a new one, i dont know exactly what it is, but i know it has always been there and now it is missing."

so the mechanic hands her paper and pencil, kindly asks her to draw what the piece looked like.

she takes the paper, draws a circle and in the middle wrote 710.

confused and frustrated, the mechanic walks over to another car and says, is there a 710 on this car?

she pointed and said "of course, it's right there.

here is what she pointed to
http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
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Old 03-18-2003, 05:47 PM   #2
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lol, kinda old but still funny
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Old 03-18-2003, 05:56 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2003, 06:16 PM   #4
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Yup, oldie but goodie
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Old 03-18-2003, 06:48 PM   #5
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I've never seen that before...LOL
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Old 03-18-2003, 08:58 PM   #6
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dumb blondes no offense
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Old 03-18-2003, 09:09 PM   #7
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lol...thats a good one...sounds like something my mom would do
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Old 03-18-2003, 09:14 PM   #8
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lol, nice
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Old 03-19-2003, 11:26 AM   #9
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never heard that one before...
took me awhile to acutally follow the link to the pic...I couldnt figure it out and i was starting to get worried that I was really stupid
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Old 03-19-2003, 12:09 PM   #10
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Old 03-19-2003, 03:51 PM   #11
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never heard it, but i like it
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Old 03-20-2003, 08:53 AM   #12
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haha
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Old 03-21-2003, 08:33 AM   #13
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LMAO
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