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Old 04-19-2002, 07:45 PM   #1
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Goods and bads of life

1.Good: Your wifes not talking to you
Bad:she wants a divorce
Ugly: Shes a lawyer

2. Good:Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

3. Good: your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies in there
Ugly: You're in them

4.Good: Your husband and you agree no more kids
Bad: You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter took them

5.Good: your husband understands fashion
Bad:Hes a crossdresser
Ugly: He looks better than you do

6. Good: You give your daughter the birds and the bees talk
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

7. Good:your son is dating someone new
Bad: Its another man
Ugly: Hes your best friend

and the last good bad and ugly
8.Good: Your daughter has a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
WAY UGLY: she makes more money than you

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Old 04-19-2002, 09:08 PM   #2
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LOL that damn funny!!

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Old 04-19-2002, 09:26 PM   #3
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oh oh me and bad car jsut made one up!!!

Good: Your finaly getting on TV

Bad its the jerry springer show

Ugly: your wife of six years reveals shes a man


GOOD:your daughter gets a job in show biz


BAD: shes a stripper

UGLY: Her grandfather sees her at a show
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Old 04-19-2002, 09:42 PM   #4
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LOL thats some funy stuff
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:41 PM   #5
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Good: You finally get that dream sports car you always wanted

Bad: You find out its stolen

Ugly: Cops reposses it cause it was involved in a murder but promise to return it.

Absolutely horrible: Cops turn it into mincemeat looking for clues and your out your dough. better luck next time.

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Old 04-19-2002, 10:49 PM   #6
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good: see a hot lookin girl at a club
bad: not into you but into your best friend
ugly: notice that she has an adam's apple and 'bulge' down there...

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Old 04-19-2002, 11:28 PM   #7
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good: see a hot lookin girl at a club
bad: not into you but into your best friend
ugly: notice that she has an adam's apple and 'bulge' down there...


i'd be glad... that s"he" wasn't into me. my friend can have her/him all he wants... lol.
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:46 PM   #8
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hahaha dude C's you have some really good finds!!!
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Old 04-20-2002, 08:12 PM   #9
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lmao
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Old 04-21-2002, 03:28 PM   #10
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LOL
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Old 04-22-2002, 06:45 AM   #11
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Hahahahaha
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Old 04-22-2002, 12:54 PM   #12
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LMAO, those are funny
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Old 04-22-2002, 01:00 PM   #13
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hahahaha, there's some good laughs today!!! Keep em up
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Old 04-22-2002, 01:05 PM   #14
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u guys are too funny
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Old 04-22-2002, 01:10 PM   #15
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good: you won a free intake!!!

bad: you don't feel any hp gains....

ugly: it says RACTIVE on the side and sounds like a motorcycle

hehe, I'm not hating on ractive
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Old 04-22-2002, 01:12 PM   #16
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good: you find a porn movie in your room

bad: your mom's on the cover

UGLY: you still watch it
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Old 04-22-2002, 06:58 PM   #17
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Ok damit now u bring up the whole Ractive situation again. thanx a lot.. actually i am proud of my ractive exhaust thank u....haha.. no i wouldnt buy an intake from them either..
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Old 04-24-2002, 07:56 PM   #18
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good: you won a free intake!!!

bad: you don't feel any hp gains....

ugly: it says RACTIVE on the side and sounds like a motorcycle

hehe, I'm not hating on ractive

sweet one man!! haha!!
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Old 04-24-2002, 08:09 PM   #19
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good: you find a porn movie in your room

bad: your mom's on the cover

UGLY: you still watch it

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
haha....
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Old 04-24-2002, 08:13 PM   #20
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
haha....

ahhhhh i just saw that! gross!!!
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