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01-10-2002, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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ya think u had a bad day at work?! a funny story!
one of my boss sent this to me via e-mail:
Thought y'all might get a kick out of this: The next time you have a bad day at work....think of this guy. He is a commercial saturation diver for ***** in *******. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent his sister. She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won. Here's how it went: ========================================= Hi *&%, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000.00 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So, ofcourse, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony, I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my wet suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass as soon as I get in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for 2 days because my asshole was swollen shut. So, the next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass. :P :P :P :P :P |
01-10-2002, 05:09 PM | #2 |
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aaaaaaahahahaa poor guy
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01-10-2002, 05:13 PM | #3 |
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Geez that was funny. i feel sorry for the poor guy.
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01-10-2002, 05:32 PM | #4 |
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Jellyfish up the a**....... haha, poor guy
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01-10-2002, 07:47 PM | #5 |
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LMAO
IF thats true story.. Man poor guy!!
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01-10-2002, 09:53 PM | #6 |
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double post.......
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01-10-2002, 09:54 PM | #7 |
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LOFL that was great...... but man poor guy, at least it didnt make it around the corner
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01-10-2002, 10:05 PM | #8 |
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well it could have been worse!!! he could have been trying to keep his jimmy warm now that woulda sucked!!!!!!
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01-10-2002, 10:14 PM | #9 |
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that was great....Ohhh *** I needed that laugh.
thanks for sharing... |
01-12-2002, 09:33 AM | #10 |
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yeah....it's supposed to be a true story.....
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01-12-2002, 12:55 PM | #11 |
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LOL, good story
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