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04-20-2002, 11:50 PM
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A Man's 2 Worst Nightmares!!!
A Man's 2 Worst Nightmares....
First Nightmare: After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation." Second Nightmare: The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "What should I do? Oh, I know!" He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to squirm and spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhhh!", pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother." More jokes to come!!!.... |
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04-20-2002, 11:54 PM
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That just might be the most disgusting thing I have ever read.
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04-21-2002, 12:16 AM
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lol and yuck!
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04-21-2002, 08:47 AM
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holly shiit, those are the funny as hell but, the second one is the worst
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04-21-2002, 10:19 AM
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i think i'm seriously going barf
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04-21-2002, 11:47 AM
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THE GENERAL
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wow thats some nasty stuff..
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04-21-2002, 12:02 PM
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OMG, that's pretty gross
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04-21-2002, 05:05 PM
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OH that was the LAST thing I expected on that second one!!!! Yah I'm feelin my pizza I ate for lunch comin back up!!
That's just f**in wrong!
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04-21-2002, 05:51 PM
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Icky!
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04-21-2002, 06:08 PM
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yuck
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04-21-2002, 09:49 PM
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i don't have issues...thats why its WORST NIGHTMARES!!!...i'm guessin people don't kno what a NIGHTMARE is!....NOT DREAM TO CANDYLAND..
well thats a reminder for myself to all the other guys out there..if your married and see someone sleepin in your bed...make sure its your wife!!!!........ |
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04-22-2002, 06:39 AM
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Gross
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04-22-2002, 01:19 PM
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that's just wrong
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04-22-2002, 02:25 PM
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Man that's nasty.................
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