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07-25-2002, 01:37 AM
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Best Alarm System Ever!!!!! Seriously!!!!
I have to park my car outside in my driveway overnight. I have 2 alarms on it. 1 controls some sensors, the other controls other sensors. My best investment came from FISHER PRICE..... SERIOUSLY!!!
I paid $90 and got me the top of the line BABY MONITOR!!!  The mic is in my car, and I sleep with the receiver 1 foot from my head. Don't laugh.....last summer, I was up late watching Law & Order reruns on A&E. I hear what sounds like spitting on the monitor, so I go downstairs and look out the window, and I see 2 guys, one of them spitting on my hood. I was like....YOU LITTLE F#$KERS  . I went out my back door....(nice and quiet) got up by the side of my garage and the punks were still there. Got up some balls, then ran at one full speed. Tackled him in the middle of the street while his little friend hi-tailed it outta there. Turns out, I got the neighbors kid.....his father and my father work together with the RCMP. Anyways, seeings how I knew him, I didn't feel like getting charged with assault, so I tore his $125 Polo shirt off him and wiped my hood. I threw him back his shirt, and told him I've got him by the balls, and if anything ever happens to my car again, his father will become involved.....  Now every time he sees me, he's real friendly for some reason... |
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07-25-2002, 11:04 AM
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Should post this one in the Kill Stories forum!
Finally we're on the scoreboard. People: 1 Dickless Cowards: 2,745,292,292....etc etc etc. b |
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08-13-2002, 01:00 AM
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 man that is hilariousfisher price.......hahahahaha  |
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08-15-2002, 10:52 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: over here
Age: 43
Posts: 17,266
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ha ha you made my day dood
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