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ebpda9 · 01-27-2006, 10:05 AM

ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION:

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?

I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads.

*KwikR6* · 01-27-2006, 12:48 PM

hahahahah word...that's good...

IALuder · 01-27-2006, 02:39 PM

im going to try that.

Rob · 01-27-2006, 03:18 PM

old joke.....still funny though

Mischief · 01-27-2006, 04:11 PM

that's mint

MissJDM · 01-29-2006, 12:49 PM

Smooth. I so picture some of the guys on this board tryin' it out..

01-27-2006, 10:05 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	Italian Confession ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads. __________________

01-27-2006, 12:48 PM	#2
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	hahahahah word...that's good... __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

01-27-2006, 02:39 PM	#3
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	im going to try that. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

01-29-2006, 12:49 PM	#6
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 37 Posts: 2,244	Smooth. I so picture some of the guys on this board tryin' it out.. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

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