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DsBlu01CivEX · 11-17-2002, 11:45 PM

Santa's Helpers:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, whileboth the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterThey give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,had to be a girl.We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

ebpda9 · 11-17-2002, 11:49 PM

do u still believe in SANTA ?

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-17-2002, 11:51 PM

Dude I write him every yr....

Don't you?

ebpda9 · 11-17-2002, 11:55 PM

dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum

so what do u want him to bring you this year

jfwy

Rob · 11-18-2002, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so what do u want him to bring you this year jfwy

Me

ebpda9 · 11-18-2002, 12:09 AM

LMAO but i need a second opinnion

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-18-2002, 01:05 AM

LMAO

11-18-2002, 06:53 AM

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-18-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum

so what do u want him to bring you this year jfwy

besides Rob (

), I asked for my school loans to be paid off, my car to be paid off, my credit card debt to be paid off, my backend of my car fixed completely, and world peace! (anyone see Missy Congeniality??....should recognize that last part).

ebpda9 · 11-18-2002, 08:26 PM

too many things. stick only with one

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-18-2002, 08:29 PM

ya gotta give Santa options....can't just ask for one thing cuz then what if the elves can't make that....then you think Santa isn't real cuz you didn't get the 1 thing you asked for for Christmas. Instead you get clothing or some lame toy....that's not what you WANT....

Rob · 11-19-2002, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
too many things. stick only with one

yeah....like me........

11-19-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

Maybe its the fact that only women are stupid enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velcet suit all around the world. You think a man would be that stupid??

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-19-2002, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toykilla
Maybe its the fact that only women are stupid enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velcet suit all around the world. You think a man would be that stupid??

dude a man shouldn't be wearing a red velvet suit! and chicks arent dumb....someone has to make all the lil kiddies (and me) happy.

11-17-2002, 11:45 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 43 Posts: 2,542	Finally the truth about Christmas.... Santa's Helpers: REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, whileboth the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterThey give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,had to be a girl.We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike Last edited by DsBlu01CivEX : 11-17-2002 at 11:50 PM.

11-17-2002, 11:49 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	do u still believe in SANTA ? __________________

11-17-2002, 11:51 PM	#3
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 43 Posts: 2,542	Dude I write him every yr.... Don't you? __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

11-17-2002, 11:55 PM	#4
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum so what do u want him to bring you this year jfwy __________________

11-18-2002, 12:09 AM	#6
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	LMAO but i need a second opinnion __________________

11-18-2002, 01:05 AM	#7
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 43 Posts: 11,142	LMAO __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-18-2002, 08:26 PM	#10
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	too many things. stick only with one __________________

11-18-2002, 08:29 PM	#11
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 43 Posts: 2,542	ya gotta give Santa options....can't just ask for one thing cuz then what if the elves can't make that....then you think Santa isn't real cuz you didn't get the 1 thing you asked for for Christmas. Instead you get clothing or some lame toy....that's not what you WANT.... __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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