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GT40FIED · 01-29-2006, 08:22 AM

So I finally got a chance to sit down and watch this tonight. Holy shit was I disappointed. The movie starts off just fine. Acouple of douche bag Americans in Amsterdam smoking a bunch of weed like retards and basically just looking for some tail. Some equally mentally incompitent jackass tells them about a hostel in Bratislava where they can get all the pussy they want. Like a couple of fuckwads, they go. Once they get there it's a good 20 minutes or so of tits (no complaining from me). After that they're one-by-one abducted and taken to some weird place where people are tortured and killed...most by rich business men. The story is loosely based on a website the writer saw advertising trips to Thailand where, for $10K, you could kill someone. The website is, of course, bullshit and so is this movie. The trailers for this said that in some screenings paramedics had to be called. I suspect that this was due to people passing out from sheer boredom. That...or they just couldn't go on watching such a bland and pointless film. The cinematoraphy is decent in an "8MM" kind of way. You see brief images of fucked up shit but then they move on. There's some decent gore as well...but it's incredibly limited. Other than that, it's all downhill. I'm suprised Tarantino put his name on this piece of shit. Oh wait...no I'm not. He'll slap his name on anything he had absolutely nothing to do with. Save your money...Go see "Big Mama's House 2". Wait...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little at that thought. In any event, it has to be better than "Hostel".

*KwikR6* · 01-29-2006, 08:56 AM

Big mama's house 2? hahah I think not. I probabaly won't see either. If I want to see people dying and bleeding. I'll go to work.

IALuder · 01-29-2006, 05:47 PM

hahahahaha, i thought the movie was a soft care porn.

but it had its mouments where i was like DAYUM.

01-29-2006, 08:22 AM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	"Hostel" is over-hyped and boring So I finally got a chance to sit down and watch this tonight. Holy shit was I disappointed. The movie starts off just fine. Acouple of douche bag Americans in Amsterdam smoking a bunch of weed like retards and basically just looking for some tail. Some equally mentally incompitent jackass tells them about a hostel in Bratislava where they can get all the pussy they want. Like a couple of fuckwads, they go. Once they get there it's a good 20 minutes or so of tits (no complaining from me). After that they're one-by-one abducted and taken to some weird place where people are tortured and killed...most by rich business men. The story is loosely based on a website the writer saw advertising trips to Thailand where, for $10K, you could kill someone. The website is, of course, bullshit and so is this movie. The trailers for this said that in some screenings paramedics had to be called. I suspect that this was due to people passing out from sheer boredom. That...or they just couldn't go on watching such a bland and pointless film. The cinematoraphy is decent in an "8MM" kind of way. You see brief images of fucked up shit but then they move on. There's some decent gore as well...but it's incredibly limited. Other than that, it's all downhill. I'm suprised Tarantino put his name on this piece of shit. Oh wait...no I'm not. He'll slap his name on anything he had absolutely nothing to do with. Save your money...Go see "Big Mama's House 2". Wait...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little at that thought. In any event, it has to be better than "Hostel". __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-29-2006, 08:56 AM	#2
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	Big mama's house 2? hahah I think not. I probabaly won't see either. If I want to see people dying and bleeding. I'll go to work. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

01-29-2006, 05:47 PM	#3
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	hahahahaha, i thought the movie was a soft care porn. but it had its mouments where i was like DAYUM. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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