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There was a very, very unlucky man with a single testicle.
One day, he went on a plane. Unfortunately, a malfunction occurred. The flight crew announced that the plane was going down and one of the passengers had to be thrown out to reduce weight.
To determine the victim, passengers drew lots, and the unlucky man was chosen. He refused furiously, saying "No, I lived a miserable life because of my bad luck and I refuse to let it dictate the end of my days!"
Passengers drew lots for the second time, he was chosen again. He refused for the second time, with less determination.
When the lots were drawn for the third time, his name was chosen once more. He refused again.
Finally, when his name appeared again after the fourth ballot, he said:
"OK, I agree to jump off the plane on one condition. You have to guess this correctly: What is the total number of testicles of me and the man in front of me?"
Passengers looked at each other with slight surprise and a grin on their faces and said "Four, of course!". The man laughed at them saying "No! You're wrong, as you see!" while revealing his proud, single testicle to them. Then the other man pulled down his pants...
He had three testicles.
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