[nonovurbizniz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me:
No I said I kill innocent people to make you happy
God:
Are you serious? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
but you told me to start a jihad
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
OOPS DUDE I've killed like THOUSANDS of people in YOUR NAME!!!
God:
Oh. You had better call the authorities. Dude,.
Me:
You really think so???
God:
Really? " Oh. You had better call the authorities. Dude,."? Do I think so?
Me:
I mean what's done is done... they'll just kill me if I call them... I thought we didn't want anymore killing?

God Froze after that one...