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Old 02-03-2005, 02:35 PM   #1
FlooredAccord
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Concord, CA
Age: 42
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Victim#6: 87' Camaro

It was 12:45 AM and I was heading home from a bar, lookin to get some food. I was sittin at a red light when this maro pulls up beside me. He revs and revs, and I guess he would have just wanted to race anyone. So I nod to take the bait, and when the light turned green, he broke traction, (I can barely break traction), so I get the head start....and keep it that way. In the end, I put about 2 schoolbus's lengths between us till I hit the brakes and make a left into Jack-n-the-Box, savoring every bite of my double colon clogger with cheese.
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