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IALuder · 01-27-2006, 09:37 PM

"people say some crazy things while having sex... one time I called this girl Mom!"
Randal, Clerks

me and my girl at the time were going at it for a while. after I finished I went out of my room to get a drink, it was late at night by that time.

on my way back to my room my step dad was standing outside the hall way half asleep... and said "this weekend we are geting you a new box spring.. the squeeking is keeping your mother and I up"

at that point, I couldn't stop laughing...

so what's the funniest things you have heard or said?

01-27-2006, 09:37 PM	#1
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	Funniest thing you’ve heard/said while being intimate "people say some crazy things while having sex... one time I called this girl Mom!" Randal, Clerks me and my girl at the time were going at it for a while. after I finished I went out of my room to get a drink, it was late at night by that time. on my way back to my room my step dad was standing outside the hall way half asleep... and said "this weekend we are geting you a new box spring.. the squeeking is keeping your mother and I up" at that point, I couldn't stop laughing... so what's the funniest things you have heard or said? __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.