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Old 04-01-2005, 01:45 PM   #1
pdiggitydogg
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"washing my hair"

Not that Ive ever heard of a girl actually using that excuse, but why is it that they need to come up with some baseless excuse not to go out with someone (ie me).

"Hey Kelly, are you going to be busy this weekend?
"Yeah, I am."
"Oh alright, what are your plans?" (At this point, so I dont seem like a literal and figurative dick, Im just making conversation)
"um.........(she looks puzzled for like 10 seconds) OH (like she just thought of some bs excuse) Im going to some convension thing with my dad and brothers for napoleon dynamite" (Which I have heard NOTHING about)
"Oh alright, that could be pretty fun. What about the other day?" (since there are 2 damn days in the weekend)
"Uhm.......(another 5 second thought delay) Going to buy bedroom furniture; because we're moving"
(Well at least that could be legit...if not its at least imaginative).
"Well that sounds like loads of fun...guess I'll see you in class next week then"
"Sure, sorry (about making up some story so I didnt have to hang out with you outside class, because I dont have to copy any math notes)

And women say men are cowards.
No...Im not bitter
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